Questions From Clooney

If Clooney could talk just for a day, here's what he would ask me
and what he would say:

Cloon: Why am I so awesome?

Cloon's Human: You're on the right track baby, you was born this way...

Cloon: How come I can't get Squirrel TV where we now live?

Cloon's Human: Uh, you need to call up Shaw Technical Support...

 Cloon: Why do the baristas always get my order wrong?

Cloon's Human: Uh, it's quite a complex beverage and they haven't mastered the art of interspecies communication...

 Cloon: How come you haven't sold any Clooneymobiles yet?

Cloon's Human: Uh...*major storyline FAIL*

Cloon: When are you taking me shopping?

Cloon's Human: Uh, did "that" just come off your printing press?

Cloon: Where did you learn to dance?

Cloon's Human: Uh, I'm self-taught...you know...I dance like there's no one watching...except you...

Cloon: Well, I thinks I needs to give you some lessons...sign up for my Saturday Samba classes, will ya?

Thanks to Zoolatry for the Answer Your Cat's Questions Day graphic and the fun event!

(And thanks for all your Gotcha Day wishes!)

Boxing Day Parade

Well hello there Audience!  How many of you have "turkey tummy"?  Let's have a show of paws, shall we?  A few I see.  I, myself, partook of a bit of ham...oh how I likes me ham!  But I digress, welcome to our Boxing Day Parade!  

As you can see, Neytiri and I are getting ready...

...to box!  Oh wait, that's the wrong kind of "boxing" for today!  

Let the parade begin...

When Neytiri was a wee young lass, she first discovered boxes with great enthusiasm...

As time went on, she found many-an-interesting thing in theese boxes...

Being an avid Dust Bunny Buster, she even hung out in a box advertising her services ...

I, on the other paw, used the box as a prop to show off my Samba moves...

And "Ducky"...well the little guy has a fondness for mini-mugs of ale, so he sat curbside trying to attract some attention in his box!  He decided to get a head-start on collecting his beverages for our next St. Paddy's Day party... 

We are also purrticipating in the Box Day 2013 Catstravaganza over at the Cult of Otis!

Happy Boxing Day or Box Day felines!

CINCO DE MAYO CINEMA

Psst...Hey amigos...yeah you!  Need a little more spice in your life or at least in your week?  Well sit back...

Grab some popcorn...and watch our "Cinco De Mayo Cinema"...

Theese one is titled "Cinco De Mayo Rerun":

When I came upon the "scene", the Cinco De Mayo party had already begun...Cloon was fitted with his Mexican sombrero...looking a bit sombre, I might add...

 But then all of a sudden, his ears perked up as a big commotion caught his attention.   It was the arrival of his Guest of Honor, who always likes to make a grand entrance...

  "The Baby" (orange doy tog pictured above) fresh in from MORE plastic surgery in Cabo just back from studying Mexican culture and customs, snitched Cloon's sombrero, donned it and posed for a photo op.

  Then the Secretary quickly put down her duster and joined the action...thoroughly sniffing the "limon".  Plus someone had to keep an eye on that "Ducky"...

 Hmm, then she moved onto the cerveza...Can't blame a girl, really...it was a tough week in Dust Bunny Ville.  A little bit of a late bloomer, Cloon finally spotted the string limon and appeared quite "fixated"...

 Realizing that she had been left out of the equation, Neytiri demanded her own set of maracas.  Pink ones no less.

 She then realized this was her big chance to seize the moment and the spotlight and spice things up...

 

She took the party up a notch when she started to shake them...

  Out of the blue, in an unprecedented move, Cloon (possibly under the influence of cerveza) goes for "Ducky"...giving him a whap!  

Then things REALLY get shameless start to "heat up"...
"The Baby" topples over! (Apparently "two big feets to the wind")  And Cloon shows the Audience his backside...
as he starts to Samba and "shake his tailfeather"...

THE END (of the flick but the beginning of the PAR-TAY!)

**Now Audience, theese is where you all come in...let us know in the comments if you are:

A) Shakin' your tailfeather
B) Rockin' your pantaloons

C) Bustin' your skinny jeans

D) Attempting the chicken dance

There will be a surprise for one lucky dancer...hint:**

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!

CANADA DAY CELEBRATIONS

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Hello there Audience.  Welcome to our Canada Day Celebration!

Neytiri is the official flag-bearer today.

Here I am inspecting the flag and smoothing things over.

HERE ARE OUR TOP 5 TIPS FOR A HAPPY CANADA DAY - EH!

5) Eat as many hotdogs as you can then finds a good place to nap.

4) Take in dunk tank or pie-in-the-face fundraisers that support local felines.

3) Try your paw at balloon artistry...but get your Human to trim your nails first.

2) Avoid getting your face painted (it takes too much effort to clean yourself afterwards...) Trust me on theese one...

and our #1 tip of the day...

1) Seek out an excellent hiding place before the fireworks get underway.

We know that everyone was excited for our Good Old Fashioned Water Fight taking place today...I won Round 1 against Neytiri by just a whisker and then proceeded to Round 2 against "The Baby".  I smoked him and as you can see he is soaking wet!

Here I am about to finish him off! 

Neytiri got quite a kick out of that and you can see her in the background laughing her tail off...

She is the official judge of Round 2 so she is heading over to inspect "The Baby"...

She has declared "The Baby" sufficiently soaked and pronounced me the Official Winner of The Good Old Fashioned Water Fight!

We hope you will stick around for our feature attraction "Ducky's" Skateboard Trick Extravaganza!

Guests may help themselves to a nice festive dessert of fresh strawberries and whipped cream...

Felines may choose their preferred type of Num-Nums...

And anyone in the market for a Clooneymobile will get to have a little Samba time with The Cloon...



International Box Day

We are participating in The Third Annual International Box Day.   The Zoolatry Girls have organized the event and made the above picture and tag.

Our first participant is Neytiri.



 "Ducky" just had to participate as well when he heard about the event (Uh, remember how he developed a liking for theese mini-mugs of ale during our St. Paddy's  festivities...)

Then of course, is yours truly...who can never pass up an opportunity to campaign for Num-Nums!

And remember folks...I likes to Samba...



And speaking of Samba...here it is in action!!!

See you all on the dance floor, folks!