December 24, 2016

A Special Catmas Eve



It's Catmas Eve and a special one at that...but first Neytiri is examining what has shown up in the tunnel today...looks like a brand new suit for ol' Clooney Claus.

My biceps have grown too big for my old suit and soon you will get a glimpse of the new and improved Clooney Claus in my new threads...



First though, we will be honoring my Human's first ever feline Doogie Howser PhD.  Tonight is the 10th Anniversary of his passing and we are paying tribute to him.  Doogie was a cat full of soul, adventurous and independent but he had a very special bond with my Human ~ his Lady. He is now one of my Human's Guardian Angels and he has watched over her for the past 10 years...his story can be found under the Guardian Angels tab under our blog header. 


Ducky and Mini-Cloon wanted me to show the Audience the tree they decorated and lit in Doogie's honor...
Actually, I'm just pulling your paw...this is The Tree of Hope that is lit every year in our city...but we thought it was befitting of Doogie's 10th Anniversary.  



My Human created some art with an unpublished photo of her last moments with Doogie on Christmas Eve, 2006. 



 As it is also my 10th year of existence, we are commemorating that in this art photo and we are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.


We spotted Neytiri ~ our most beautiful Catmas ornament of all ~ and she wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!

And wait for it...



Clooney Claus 2.0...




Give us a "Meow" and we will FedEx out the goods!
Don't worry Audience, I paid my Human back evened the score for having to don these threads...


Wait for it...



K. Claus 2.0...



Meowy Catmas and Merry Christmas to all our special furriends and friends! 

December 23, 2016

'Twas The Day Before Catmas Eve


"Twas the day before Catmas Eve and we were awaiting the arrival of The Deers to pull Clooney Claus's sled...


...and The Deers were nowhere to be found...


Neytiri had been up since the crack of dawn looking out on the backyard of Headquarters watching for The Deers to come up the side of the mountain...


Suddenly she called out to me in surprise...there was a message written in the snow:  
"Gone To Cabo" signed The Deers...

Oh, oh.  This does not bode well for ol' Clooney Claus and his deliveries this Catmas...We may just be using FedEx to ship catnip mousies to felines naughty and nice...

December 20, 2016

ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY



ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT MITTEN 20


Well hello there felines!  Can you believe it?  It's me Cloon...finally here after being MIA for soooo long...
Anyhoo, I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me was Advent Mitten 20 and a sign that says "The Marmots"...

 
When we last left off, my theme park Clooneyland was set to open this summer on my B-Day in July and the Marmots, who are my staff and employees at Clooneyland, went on strike delaying the opening.  I had been very busy in negotiations this past 5 months and wanted to share with you how I spent most of my time...


I typically started out my day like this...


After watching out the window for minutes hours and hours each day...patiently and expectantly waiting for the arrival of Mini-Cloon the very seasoned and skilled arbitrator who was involved in strike negotiations with the Marmots to bring me good news...


I became very sleepy and spent most of my time in a face plant, dreamin' of Num-Nums developed the skills of a Zen Master, meditating and sending out positive vibes to the striking Marmots, hoping that they would achieve a peaceful and satisfactory resolution and that Clooneyland would be up and running for Catmas...


But alas, Secretary Neytiri advised me that a press release had been issued regarding the situation...



The Marmots had now gone into hibernation until Spring and the Clooneyland opening was delayed yet again...
And then, I had a brilliant idea!  Oh, theese one is a good one!  This just might bring the Marmots out of hibernation early...stay tuned Audience...
To Be Continued...

In the meantime, we will be bringing you some Catmas & Clooney Claus updates and please help yourself to our Holiday Card:

    

November 4, 2016

Dona Nobis Pacem


Today we join Mimi Lenox in Blog4Peace 2016 and fly our Peace Globe high alongside Peace Bloggers from around the world.  

One voice
One subject 
  One day 



Dona Nobis Pacem


 Grant Us Peace

July 14, 2016

A PURRFECT 10


Psst...hey folks...
It's me Cloon...over here in the dark. 
Can you see me?
Wassup?  
It's the wee hours of the morn...and I wanted to let you in on a little secret...
 It's my 10th Birthday!  

And guess what?

It's the official opening day of Clooneyland!  Just in time for my Birthday Celebration...
 

 
 My Human organized a special exhibit for opening day to celebrate my 10 years of fabulousness...

Now, I'm going to turn on the telly in anticipation of my special announcement for opening day...


 What the--?!...
Wait a minute here...theese was not part of my plan! I wonder what kind of demands I'm going to get from the marmots in order for them to get back to work and open Clooneyland?  At least they had the decency to wish me a Happy Birthday...

Hmm, now plans have changed and I'm going to have to improvise on the fly...


The sun's up now and I'm waiting at the door...
ready to greet each guest with a Niptini...
Looks like it will be party games at Headquarters instead and lots and lots of Niptinis...


Hey look up, felines...there's a special message...
It's from my Human...and she says...
I'm a Purrfect 10!

June 18, 2016

Gotcha Day...SURPRISE!


It's a very special day at Headquarters today..I was starting out with a snooze and then I heard something in the distance...


I crept past Neytiri who was chillaxin' and tried not to disturb her...


There was Baby Marmot whistlin' to me out back of Headquarters...


I went out on the patio to supervise what was about to take place...


Baby Marmot had come to eat pick flowers and assemble a special bouquet...


I observed him get busy with the flower arrangement...


Then I saw another familiar sight...Clooney Claus's Deer were on the scene with a special delivery...


They delivered a  Hello Kitty cake for the special occasion...


SURPRISE!!!

We all organized a SURPRISE party for Neytiri and Ducky complete with flowers and cake...

Happy 6th Gotcha Day to our sweet Neytiri and her compadre Ducky! 

April 2, 2016

CLOONEYLAND OPENING SOON


Well hello there felines...Happy April to everyone!  We have been MIA here at Clooney Credit Canada and all for good reason...I have been busy wearing my CEO hat and doing some shady savvy business deals behind the scenes...  Are you ready for the exciting news?
We have acquired Marmotville in a most exciting business venture!


Some residents at Marmotville are still in disbelief at the news...


And others are mighty curious about what is about to unfold...


I met with the Grand Poohbah himself at Marmotville and struck a deal to acquire Marmotville for 
$1 Million Buckaroos...yeah that's right, you heard me...


Here's the Grand Poobah doing the Happy Dance after our deal!


I will be keeping all the resident marmots on as employees at "Clooneyland"...


News of my exciting new theme park is spreading through the land...


I have been busy putting up signs everywhere...


Uh, it's a good thing the Grand Poobah didn't have his reading glasses handy when he was completing the business deal...

March 5, 2016

A Red Carpet Celebration



Welcome to our 7th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review and a very special Red Carpet Celebration. 


Before our Guest of Honor arrives OTRC, I am introducing two of the nominees for Best Motion Picture...

1) The Martian


This motion picture chronicles a Martian who visits planet Earth in search of Num-Nums...

2) Mad Cloon: Fury in the Morn


This motion picture features a tyrannical feline obsessed with early morning Num-Nums and early morning crazy tactics and antics to awaken his Human...

I have just received confirmation that our Guest of Honor has now arrived...


It is our very own Neytiri who is celebrating her 6th Birthday today!

 
We are surprising her with a special B-Day card from our furriends Timmy Tomcat and Family, thanks so much for the card, Neytiri is tickled pink!

And now for some Oscar highlights... 
Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Charlize Theron for her stunning red Christian Dior gown...

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to Lady Gaga's powerful and moving performance of  her song "Til It Happens to You"...

The last 2 Nominees for Best Motion Picture are:

3) Room


This motion picture features a mysterious feline who has sequestered her Human's bedroom and turned it into a secret research laboratory...


4) Spotlight


This motion picture features the one and only sweet, beauty Neytiri, the girl and Ladycat of the hour, the light of our lives...


And the Oscar goes to...


Spotlight


The spotlight is on her today...

Thank you for joining us for our special Red Carpet Celebration...