Questions From Clooney

If Clooney could talk just for a day, here's what he would ask me
and what he would say:

Cloon: Why am I so awesome?

Cloon's Human: You're on the right track baby, you was born this way...

Cloon: How come I can't get Squirrel TV where we now live?

Cloon's Human: Uh, you need to call up Shaw Technical Support...

 Cloon: Why do the baristas always get my order wrong?

Cloon's Human: Uh, it's quite a complex beverage and they haven't mastered the art of interspecies communication...

 Cloon: How come you haven't sold any Clooneymobiles yet?

Cloon's Human: Uh...*major storyline FAIL*

Cloon: When are you taking me shopping?

Cloon's Human: Uh, did "that" just come off your printing press?

Cloon: Where did you learn to dance?

Cloon's Human: Uh, I'm self-taught...you know...I dance like there's no one watching...except you...

Cloon: Well, I thinks I needs to give you some lessons...sign up for my Saturday Samba classes, will ya?

Thanks to Zoolatry for the Answer Your Cat's Questions Day graphic and the fun event!

(And thanks for all your Gotcha Day wishes!)

On The Red Carpet



Hello there Audience!  Welcome to the Red Carpet Premiere of our new blog!  (You may have noticed that we has good stories over here but were lacking in the design pizazz department.)Recently, we had a winning bid for new custom banners by Zoolatry in Brighton's Auction and theese is the result...Gotta love that ZH of Maggy's and Zoey's!  Not only did the lovely Lady re-vamp our blog, but she sent me a kiss as well, I mean come on eh, what more can a guy ask for?  Seriously.  So we'z reserved the front row seats (in the V.I.P. section, of course) for the ZH, Maggy and Zoey.  Secretary Neytiri will be around shortly with my infamous catnip brownies (you may want to start out slowly with theese ones as they'z known to produce some rolling around on the floor and you might not want to wrinkle your fancy evening gowns). 

So, stick with us Audience, some things to come in the near future are: My Gotcha Day, Our Blogoversary, Neytiri's Birthday and many more adventures with Our Cast of Characters and of course, fun contests...  

Oops gotta go folks...the limos are arriving and we'z having a bit of a parking dilemma...

CLOON SAMBAS OUT TO THE DRIVEWAY SINGING, "I'M SO EXCITED, AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT"...