January 22, 2014

Questions From Clooney


If Clooney could talk just for a day, here's what he would ask me
and what he would say:


Cloon: Why am I so awesome?

Cloon's Human: You're on the right track baby, you was born this way...


Cloon: How come I can't get Squirrel TV where we now live?

Cloon's Human: Uh, you need to call up Shaw Technical Support...


 Cloon: Why do the baristas always get my order wrong?

Cloon's Human: Uh, it's quite a complex beverage and they haven't mastered the art of interspecies communication...


 Cloon: How come you haven't sold any Clooneymobiles yet?

Cloon's Human: Uh...*major storyline FAIL*


Cloon: When are you taking me shopping?

Cloon's Human: Uh, did "that" just come off your printing press?


Cloon: Where did you learn to dance?

Cloon's Human: Uh, I'm self-taught...you know...I dance like there's no one watching...except you...

Cloon: Well, I thinks I needs to give you some lessons...sign up for my Saturday Samba classes, will ya?


Thanks to Zoolatry for the Answer Your Cat's Questions Day graphic and the fun event!

(And thanks for all your Gotcha Day wishes!)


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23 comments:

  1. Summer at sparklecat.comJanuary 22, 2014 at 1:53 AM

    Clooney, I made my human answer my reader's questions today! I really kept her busy, MOL!

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  2. The Island CatsJanuary 22, 2014 at 4:13 AM

    MOL! Clooney, those are some great questions. And could you make us some of those green papers when you have the chance??

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  3. Hannah and LucyJanuary 22, 2014 at 4:51 AM

    We think your human is waiting for the ink to try on the bank notes before he takes you shopping Clooney.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  4. Fuzzy TalesJanuary 22, 2014 at 5:46 AM

    Clooney, if you're printing up money, can we make a deal?

    Good Q/As!

    Don't hold your breath waiting for Shaw or any other service provider, though. LOL.

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  5. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJanuary 22, 2014 at 7:50 AM

    Clooney those are some questions you did need the answers to!

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  6. Brian's Home BlogJanuary 22, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    Those were good Cloon!!! Hey, were you satisfied with the answers???

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  7. Cherry City KittiesJanuary 22, 2014 at 9:14 AM

    Dood! My mom wants to know how you got my baby picture on your wall (She said I looked like Squirrel Nutkin when I was a wee lad...)

    You and your mom need to teleport over here (or take the bridge, whatever...) Loonies and Twonies are worth more over here!

    Peace out bro'
    Harry "Nutkin" Kristof

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  8. TamagoJanuary 22, 2014 at 9:21 AM

    Oh, Mr. Clooney, what great questions!! Yes you were born awesome! LOL about Clooneymobile! You gotta get your human moving :-)
    You have all the cash, but how come your human won't take you to shopping...maybe she is trying to save it for your college fund?

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  9. da tabbies o trout towneJanuary 22, 2014 at 11:24 AM

    whoa...dood...evasive answers if we ever hurd evase...N wear due we sign up fora clooney mobile....we wood like one in dark navee bloo pleez. prefurr ablee witha auto matic transmission if thatz oh kay !!!

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    Solid questions. Okay answers. You deserve shopping! Purrs...

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  11. MollieJanuary 22, 2014 at 1:30 PM

    Mawahwhhahhahhwaa so laughing at de dancing.. Such a super funny post Clooney xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. Kitties BlueJanuary 22, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    Clooney…those were some darn fine questions. We wish our mom would get with the program and post about what's important for COD's sake. Yesterday we posted about Squirrel Appreciation Day and skipped today when just maybe we could have gotten answers to some of our questions. She definitely DOES NOT understand priorities. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  13. Cats Herd YouJanuary 22, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Clooney, your expression and that last question are just priceless!

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  14. katsrusJanuary 22, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    Love the last photo of you. So cute. I loved the questions and answers.
    Sue B

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  15. UnknownJanuary 22, 2014 at 6:26 PM

    Clooney - mes gives yous a 10 on your questions and mes gives your Mommy a 9 on her answers! The Barista Question - All Baristas should answer (to any question) - "The Future of coffee is black!"
    Kisses
    Nellie
    Just joking, your Mommy ispawsome!

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  16. Athena Cat Goddess Wise KittyJanuary 23, 2014 at 8:23 AM

    Love your questions and answers!

    Gorgeous pics too :)

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

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  17. CatInTheFridgeJanuary 23, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    haha, Clooney, great questions! Do you have a photo of this clooneymobile? I'd love to see it. -Crepes.

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  18. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJanuary 23, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    I want a Clooneymobile.

    what's a Clooneymobile?

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  19. CATachresisJanuary 23, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    WOW! A Clooneymobile would be terrific!!

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  20. meowmeowmansJanuary 23, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Oooh! May we have a Clooneymobile? Please???? :)

    Thank you, dear ones, for purring and praying for sweet Moosey. His appetite is much better, and his energy level, too ... we're just waiting for those blood tests to come back now. Hopefully they help figure things out.

    Hugs!

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  21. Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ®January 24, 2014 at 5:41 AM

    Great selection of photo's Clooney!

    And yes, mew are totally PAWESOME - don't ask why, just know mew are!!

    Enjoy your weekend

    Bestest purrs

    Basil xox

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  22. Cathy KeishaJanuary 25, 2014 at 10:39 AM

    Those were some totally great questions. The answers seemed kind of evasive.

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  23. Timmy TomcatFebruary 2, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    We gave Dad the third degree too Clooney. What is up with the Clooneymobile my furend? We will invest some treats for a handsome return

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