GOTCHA DAY KING

Hello there felines, I was officially crowned the Gotcha Day King today...

Neytiri served me salmon and shrimps in bed...

And then Varmit the Marmot had a very special surprise for me...

As it turns out, the hibernating and striking Marmots had been crafting a very special work of art this past year.  They did the big reveal to commemorate my 11th Gotcha Day!  Can you believe it felines?! 
 

To celebrate we are making some special Moscow Mules Meowls for everyone...

Step right up and Neytiri and I will serve you your special bevvy! Let's PAR-TAY!!!

We are joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with our furriends at The Cat On My Head... 

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Gotcha Perogies?

Well hello there Audience!  Since we have been MIA for mucho tiempo, we wanted to show you what we've been up to...you can see that we have been busy chillaxin' and catching up on our beauty sleep...

Day or night, no matter...separate or in tandem...

But we will wake to tell you the next chapter in the exciting and continuing saga of Clooneyland and the striking Marmots...

When we last left off, the Marmot Whisperer was sequestered in the Secret Research Laboratory working on a master plan to bring the marmots out of hibernation...

Finally, he was ready to reveal his secret plan...He enlisted the help of Ducky and Mini-Cloon to carry it out...

Perogies!  Yep, you got that right...

The Marmot Whisperer went hard to work making homemade perogies to lure the Marmots out...

Neytiri headed for the patio to survey the backyard of Headquarters...meowing "Gotcha Perogies!"

Carefully she monitored the Marmot status...

Reporting nada, nothing, no Marmots in sight...

Neytiri then came back inside to celebrate another "Gotcha"...

It's her 7th Gotcha Day today!  We are celebrating with a Mexican theme complete with maracas, sombreros, fancy umbrella drinks and a very special dessert...

Neytiri put her Martha Stewart Baking Lessons in play once again and created a Tres Leches Cake...

Hmm, maybe her baking will bring those stubborn Marmots out of hibernation...stay tuned Audience!

Whaddaya mean Cinco de Meow is over and I missed it?

In the meantime, let's PAR-TAY! 
We are joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with our furriends at The Cat On My Head... 

 Here is our Birthday girl's entry...

VALENTINE'S DAY TIDBITS

Well hello there Audience...we have finally emerged out of all the snow to celebrate our 8th Blogoversary and to give you some updates and tidbits of the latest happenings around Headquarters.  

When we last left off, the Marmot Whisperer had arrived on the scene to work his magic on the hibernating marmots, who had been delaying my opening of Clooneyland...

Our buddy Stan The World's Smallest Sheep had been standing by to give his 8th Annual Groundhog Day Report...

 We were all waiting for "Varmit the BC Marmot" to surface for his annual Groundhog Day prediction... If you recall Audience, Varmit has been bribed with Num-Nums for 5 years of early Spring predictions...is under contractual obligation and my purrsonal care to  ensure accurate yearly predictions.  However, Varmit did not surface from hibernation and therefore Groundhog Day was cancelled in the province of British Columbia...

We then realized the seriousness of the situation and were advised by the Marmot Whisperer to pull out all the stops...Chinese food was ordered to bribe the hibernating marmots...

Fancy umbrella drinks were made to bribe the hibernating marmots...

But all to no avail...The Marmot Whisperer is now sequestered in the Secret Research Laboratory working on a master plan to bring the marmots out of hibernation...We will keep you posted on the subsequent developments...

In the meantime, Stan sends his kisses and special Valentine's wishes on behalf of all of us at Clooney's Num-Num Fund...

May love light up your day...

Happy Valentine's Day to all!  Thank you for your friendship through our years of blogging, it means the world to us!

10 Gotcha's & 1 Brilliant Idea

Well hello there Audience...Here I am with my "wheels turning" with my one brilliant idea to get the Marmots out of hibernation and finally open Clooneyland...

I have decided to pull out all the stops and call on the "big guns" for theese one! 

Yep, ya got that right...I have decided to bring in "The Marmot Whisperer"...He has just stepped off the plane and he will be working to unhibernate those Marmots!  We'll be keeping you posted on theese one!

Today, something caught my attention...

One of Clooney Claus's deers had stopped by to apologize for taking off to Cabo and being MIA on Catmas Eve...

He had a message from all of my team of Deers...
Yep, it's my 10th Gotcha Day today!

Neytiri even gave me some special Gotcha Day kisses...

And I received an awesome message in my fortune cookie today!

My Cousin Cloonski Ogorki (aka "The Marmot Whisperer") had some special wishes for me...

I also received a special card from my twin Buddy Budd and Timmy Tomcat and Family!

It's shaping up to be one epic 10th Gotcha!

ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY

ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT MITTEN 20

Well hello there felines!  Can you believe it?  It's me Cloon...finally here after being MIA for soooo long...

Anyhoo, I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me was Advent Mitten 20 and a sign that says "The Marmots"...

 

When we last left off, my theme park Clooneyland was set to open this summer on my B-Day in July and the Marmots, who are my staff and employees at Clooneyland, went on strike delaying the opening.  I had been very busy in negotiations this past 5 months and wanted to share with you how I spent most of my time...

I typically started out my day like this...

After watching out the window for minutes hours and hours each day...patiently and expectantly waiting for the arrival of Mini-Cloon the very seasoned and skilled arbitrator who was involved in strike negotiations with the Marmots to bring me good news...

I became very sleepy and spent most of my time in a face plant, dreamin' of Num-Nums developed the skills of a Zen Master, meditating and sending out positive vibes to the striking Marmots, hoping that they would achieve a peaceful and satisfactory resolution and that Clooneyland would be up and running for Catmas...

But alas, Secretary Neytiri advised me that a press release had been issued regarding the situation...

The Marmots had now gone into hibernation until Spring and the Clooneyland opening was delayed yet again...

And then, I had a brilliant idea!  Oh, theese one is a good one!  This just might bring the Marmots out of hibernation early...stay tuned Audience...

To Be Continued...

In the meantime, we will be bringing you some Catmas & Clooney Claus updates and please help yourself to our Holiday Card:

    

A PURRFECT 10

Psst...hey folks...

It's me Cloon...over here in the dark. 

Can you see me?

Wassup?  

It's the wee hours of the morn...and I wanted to let you in on a little secret...

 It's my 10th Birthday!  

And guess what?

It's the official opening day of Clooneyland!  Just in time for my Birthday Celebration...

 

 

 My Human organized a special exhibit for opening day to celebrate my 10 years of fabulousness...

Now, I'm going to turn on the telly in anticipation of my special announcement for opening day...

 What the--?!...

Wait a minute here...theese was not part of my plan! I wonder what kind of demands I'm going to get from the marmots in order for them to get back to work and open Clooneyland?  At least they had the decency to wish me a Happy Birthday...

Hmm, now plans have changed and I'm going to have to improvise on the fly...

The sun's up now and I'm waiting at the door...

ready to greet each guest with a Niptini...

Looks like it will be party games at Headquarters instead and lots and lots of Niptinis...

Hey look up, felines...there's a special message...

It's from my Human...and she says...

I'm a Purrfect 10!

CLOONEYLAND OPENING SOON

Well hello there felines...Happy April to everyone!  We have been MIA here at Clooney Credit Canada and all for good reason...I have been busy wearing my CEO hat and doing some shady savvy business deals behind the scenes...  Are you ready for the exciting news?

We have acquired Marmotville in a most exciting business venture!

Some residents at Marmotville are still in disbelief at the news...

And others are mighty curious about what is about to unfold...

I met with the Grand Poohbah himself at Marmotville and struck a deal to acquire Marmotville for 

$1 Million Buckaroos...yeah that's right, you heard me...

Here's the Grand Poobah doing the Happy Dance after our deal!

I will be keeping all the resident marmots on as employees at "Clooneyland"...

News of my exciting new theme park is spreading through the land...

I have been busy putting up signs everywhere...

Uh, it's a good thing the Grand Poobah didn't have his reading glasses handy when he was completing the business deal...