December 31, 2012

MAGIC TUNNEL MONDAY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


MAGIC TUNNEL MONDAY AND  HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well hello there felines.   So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of Monday morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is a snazzy New Year's hat!  Can you believe it felines? 


Here I am posing in my New Year's hat!  It is just
purr-fect for the night's festivities!  We are having a huge party here at Headquarters and all are invited! 

There's an open Niptini Bar, an all-you-can-eat

Num-Nums buffet and "Ducky" the DJ is spinning his proprietary tunes all nite long.  Dancing will be encouraged, so we will start the evening off with some social ice-breaker games to discourage wall-flower tendencies...A few stiff niptinis and we will all be circulating...oozing intelligence! 

I will be giving samba and macarena lessons throughout the evening..."Hey Macarena!  Ay!" A conga line will form before the stroke of midnite...Are you ready for some fun, felines?...Let's PAR-TAY!!! 


Thank you for your friendship!  Neytiri and I wish you all a wonderful 2013!  


December 25, 2012

MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Merry Christmas from Clooney and Neytiri!


(Thanks to our dear Wendy from Wendy's LOL-Spot for our Christmas Avatars!)

December 24, 2012

CATMAS EVE WITH CLOONEY CLAUS


Well hello there Audience!  Welcome to the behind-the-scenes footage as Clooney Claus does his final preparations at Headquarters.  Here is me posing in the "classy" suit that showed up in my tunnel theese Tuesday...It is cosy so it will keep me warm wherever there is snow and colder weather, of course so will a few "catnip toddies"...

Oh, what's this I hear?  There is a bit of a ruckus going on...My deers have arrived on the scene to pull the sled of Clooney Claus...


Yikes, theese ones are chomping at the bit, so to speak...they are really anxious to get the night started and to see Joe the donkey...haytinis have been promised...


(Psst...don't worry felines...my Human may pay for theese one...nothing like a nose bite in the wee hours of the morn...)
Tada!....Introducing the one-and-only...Clooney Claus in his complete suit!  Now felines, I have taken all your requests very seriously and noted each and every one!  Goodies, treats, Num-Nums, catnip mice, etc. etc. will be delivered to naughty and nice kitties theese Catmas Eve!  So be watching for Clooney Claus and his deers...and have a very MERRY CATMAS!

December 18, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 3

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the very late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is some apparel.  Now theese isn't just any old apparel....Theese one is a good one!  It is red with white trim and a black buckle belt...Any guesses, felines? 


It's the official outfit for Clooney Claus!  Now, I do know that alot of felines out there do not like dressing up in apparel...they tend to put the bitey on their Humans and run off and hide in hard-to-reach locations and look all grumpy when they are photographed etc. etc.  But if Clooney Claus is to visit all the naughty and nice felines on Christmas Eve with his new team of deer and his goodies and pressies, he  does have to look the part...so I'll let it slide theese time...At least theese outfit is an improvement over last year's model and I will actually look classy.  And I needs to be a classy Clooney Claus just in case the Pawpurrazzi catch wind of me and publish the photos in the National Feline Enquirer! 

Ok felines.  Are you preparing your list?
 
Ducky's making a list.
Neytiri's checking it twice.
Gonna find out who needs...
Catnip Mice.
Clooney Claus is coming to your town...
in 6 days...
 
*Jazz Paws*


December 12, 2012

WORDY WEDNESDAY - DEER TV


Hello Audience, I have some very interesting news for you...I awoke to Deer TV in the early hours of the morn! 

Neytiri and I watched the deers for 3 whole hours!  They ate grass and did some relaxing, also taking in the view. 

All of a sudden, I got a brilliant idea!  I decided to ask the deers to help me out on Christmas Eve...I figured theese one had really good ears so I decided to make him the leader of the group.  I called to them out the window and asked them if they would sign a contract to pull the sleigh of Clooney Claus in exchange for Num-Nums, Neytiri's home baking and the odd haytini...  

Eagerly, they rose to their feets and started to head up to Headquarters to sign a contract to provide sleigh service for Christmas Eve.  After a sampling of the promised goods and a few high fives, the deal was done...Stay tuned Audience!  And remember to get your list ready for Clooney Claus...I will be visiting both naughty and nice kitties to deliver the goods...   

December 11, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 2~

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is Christmas stockings!  Can you believe it felines? 


I was very excited about theese one!  Neytiri claimed the "Meow" stocking because it came with a little mousie.  Now that is alright by me because the red stocking is bigger and can fit more Num-Nums and pressies in it, so I'm glad it ended up being mine!  Whoa felines...I wonder what will end up appearing in my stocking on Christmas morn?  Audience, please leave some ideas below about the type of goodies Neytiri and I should be getting in our Christmas stockings...theese will give the Elves a bit of help. 

**Note to public** Uh, coal is not an acceptable suggestion, remember that Clooney Claus will be visiting your house and I may take theese one purr-sonally...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 3rd installment of Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition

December 4, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me were Miniature Snowmen!  Can you believe it felines?  
  

They arrived just in time to kick off the month of December and the holiday season and assist us in the countdown to Christmas.  Neytiri put the bitey on some of them to test them out...I, on the other paw, was more well-behaved (sort of anyway)...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 2nd installment in Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition and see what my magic tunnel has created!

November 27, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: IT'S NUM-NUMS!!!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is Num-Nums!  Isn't that fantastic, felines?  Now my inventory has been replenished and I can rest easy! 


Here I am posing with my  5 cases of Num-Nums!  Some are of the chick-hen and beef variety and some of theese ones are salmon...


And upon closer inspection...I gives it all a 4 paws up approval!  

Join me each TUESDAY  felines for other magical  and mysterious appearances in my tunnel. 

November 20, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: IT'S A CATNIP CYCLONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn... and what do I find?  There waiting for me is a Catnip Cyclone!  Can you believe it felines?  Oh, I was very excited by theese one!   


Neytiri was the first to try it out and give it some paw action...


Then I couldn't wait any longer to bat the ball around the track...


Next I got some good catnip whiffies when I stuck my whole face into the catnip holder! 


And voila!  The Cloon is feeling very relaxed after that major catnip action!  Neytiri and I have been entertaining ourselves with theese catnip cyclone and are having a great time!

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel. 



November 13, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  A very, very mysterious sighting felines...
A heart-shaped potato chip!  Can you believe it felines? 
Neytiri found this very intriguing!


Now, I was excited about the fact that it was a potato chip!  If the truth be known, I've tried to run off with the odd potato chip on occasion...if my Human wasn't paying attention.  Any other kitties out there with the same affliction?

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel. 

November 6, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is a big paper bag!  Can you believe it felines?  How exciting is theese one?  Now upon closer observation, theese bag has a bunch of ghosties and ghouls on it!  Well how does it get any better than that!


Whoops.  I see some kitty has already found herself into this special paper bag...


And it looks like she isn't leaving anytime soon...

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.  

November 4, 2012

DONA NOBIS PACEM



Today we join Mimi Lenox in the BlogBlast For Peace and fly our Peace Globes high alongside Peace Bloggers from around the world. 

Dona Nobis Pacem

October 31, 2012

IT'S HALLOWEEN AND IT'S...


Neytiri wants to wish her special Mancat Archie a very Happy Halloween!

 BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE...

Is it Da Bird?

What 'bout Da Plane?

Nope.

It's...

SUPER CLOON!!!


Hello there Audience.  I'm all suited-up for Halloween and I'm here to give you some Halloween tips:

3) Don't take candy from strangers...but Num-Nums are ok!

2)  Play a little hide and go seek game with your Humans...hide and then pounce on unsuspecting toesies...

and my #1 tip is...

1) Call on Super Cloon if anyone runs off with your pillowcase of goodies and treats...I'll save it!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


October 30, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY:  IT'S A HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is a Halloween Pumpkin!  But wait a minute felines...theese isn't any regular ol' Halloween Pumpkin...theese one has a picture of a cat on it!  Can you believe it felines?  Just in time for Halloween! 

That tunnel of mine has some purr-fect timing...


Here I am posing with the Halloween Cat Pumpkin...


Has anyone out there ever seen a Halloween Cat Pumpkin before?  Neytiri says it reminds her of her Mancat Archie because it is orange just like him...Happy pumpkin carving folks!

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel. 


October 26, 2012

WE HAS MOUSEBREATH!


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We are so excited to be interviewed by the fantastic Funny Farmer Felines on Mousebreath today!

Uh, you'll have to excuse us, we've gone to gargle with some catnip mouthwash...