January 27, 2014



 Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  A sign that said "100"!  It's the 100th item to appear magically in my tunnel!  So what do you think this item is felines...what do you think my tunnel produced this week?

A Neko Flies Foxifur Kittenator!  Here I am thanking Ceiling Cat (I just had to say that once in my blogging career) for my magic tunnel...

And here is Neytiri getting all "foxy" with our new wand toy!  Does any kitty out there have one of theese ones?

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel

January 22, 2014

Questions From Clooney

If Clooney could talk just for a day, here's what he would ask me
and what he would say:

Cloon: Why am I so awesome?

Cloon's Human: You're on the right track baby, you was born this way...

Cloon: How come I can't get Squirrel TV where we now live?

Cloon's Human: Uh, you need to call up Shaw Technical Support...

 Cloon: Why do the baristas always get my order wrong?

Cloon's Human: Uh, it's quite a complex beverage and they haven't mastered the art of interspecies communication...

 Cloon: How come you haven't sold any Clooneymobiles yet?

Cloon's Human: Uh...*major storyline FAIL*

Cloon: When are you taking me shopping?

Cloon's Human: Uh, did "that" just come off your printing press?

Cloon: Where did you learn to dance?

Cloon's Human: Uh, I'm self-taught...you know...I dance like there's no one watching...except you...

Cloon: Well, I thinks I needs to give you some lessons...sign up for my Saturday Samba classes, will ya?

Thanks to Zoolatry for the Answer Your Cat's Questions Day graphic and the fun event!

(And thanks for all your Gotcha Day wishes!)

January 20, 2014

I Got You Tunnel

Welcome to my 7th Gotcha Day Anniversary, Audience!  It was on this day seven years ago that I came to live with my Human in my forever home.  About 2 months after I arrived, my tunnel came on the scene as a gift to me.  My tunnel and I have been through thick and thin and many great adventures together!  

Given that this is the first time my Gotcha Day has fallen on a Tunnel Tuesday, today I am going to celebrate my tunnel!  Here are some fun facts about it:

Number Of Things That Have Appeared In My Tunnel = 99
Number of Special Events At My Tunnel = 19
Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Construction = 2
Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Maintenance And Cleaning = 3
Number Of Times Tunnel Was On Strike = 1
Number Of Times I Bribed Greased The Tunnel = 1  (*to get it off strike & back working*)

First of all felines, let me just say that theese is NOT what you want to have appear in your tunnel:

If it does, run the other direction!  Whew, with that out of the way, let's get on with the PAR-TAY, shall we?

My Favorite Special Event At My Tunnel:

Cinco De Mayo!  Well, I likes to shake my maracas and samba, what can I say?

Now here we have the Weirdest Things To Appear In My Tunnel:

A Huge Zucchini (14 Pounds to be exact!)

And a Smurf Invasion!

Lastly, here are my Top Ten Favorite Things that have appeared in my tunnel over the years:

10) My Tux

(Good for Red Carpet Events)

 9) My Little Black Book

(Good for keeping track of the Ladycats for a bachelor like me)

8) My Tent

(It came in real handy for my summer camping trip)

 7) B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz MX

(Well let's just say theese one is da bomb!)

6) Peacock Feathers

(I never tire of making my Human play feathers with me)

   5) Mini-Cloon

(Well what can I say, I likes the little guy, especially when he is covered in B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz!)

4) Num-Nums

(In keeping with the theme of the blog and all...)

3) My Beloved Crunchies

(Uh, should theese be Clooney's Crunchies Fund?)

2) HAM

(I'z just a bit of a fan of ham!)


1) KFC

(Ok, we have a bit of a theme going on here, I'z a "foodie", so sue me...)

Dig in felines and let's celebrate my Gotcha Day and my tunnel!

January 14, 2014

Happy Ukrainian New Year

When we last left off, I was in full-on meerkat-marmot mode!  I couldn't believe my eyes! 

In walked my long-lost cousin Cloonski Ogorki!  Fresh off the red-eye from Old Country to celebrate Ukrainian New Year's with me and notably under the influence of...

...Potato Water!

One must stay hydrated on theese long-distance flights, don't ya know!  Now Cloonski's potato water is so famous that it was given the Sunshine Award by the kitties over at The Cat On My Head!
Apparently they tasted the stuff at a Wodka Tasting Event and have been converts ever since!  Mauricio even takes it with him on his Cat Scouts camping trips just in case they needs a bit of help to get the ol' campfire going...

Cloonski Ogorki was absolutely gobsmacked by the award and gives a huge thank you to all the kitties at The Cat On My Head!

In the spirit of the award, Cloonski will share 11 Tips For A Purrfect 2014:

1) Drink plenty of Potato Water.
2) Make sure the inventory level of the Num-Nums in your pantry is up-to-snuff.
3) If your Num-Nums inventory is low, send your Human out to the store, pronto!
4) Make sure you get your 15 hours of beauty rest daily.
5) Ensure daily exercise of crazy zoomies or Thundering Herd of Elephants!
6) Make sure your Human gives you chin scritches, brushies or tummy rubs (whichever you prefer) each day.  
7)  Ensure daily enrichment activities such as looking out windows or having your Human play wand toys or feathers with you. 
8) Snuggle up to your favorite kitty buddy or Human, love is good for the kitty soul.
9) Send out purrs and good vibes to kitties who are homeless or are in shelters awaiting their forever homes.  
10) Eat plenty of perogies!  
11) Drink plenty of Potato Water!

 Cloonski would now like to pass the Sunshine Award on to anyone who would like to have it and bear in mind that you will receive a free roll of kubasa (Ukrainian sausage) right along with it! 

Now remember folks, if you pro-cat-inated on your New Year's resolutions, you get to start all over today!
 Happy Ukrainian New Year!

January 13, 2014



 Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me was a Matryoshka doll!   They are also called Russian nesting dolls.  Each doll opens and they are designed to fit inside each other from biggest to smallest.  What do you make of this, felines?

I decided I better come through the tunnel to inspect them...

Then I got up-close-and-purrsonal with the dolls and just hung out contemplating their existence...

Neytiri was quite surprised and intrigued by their appearance...She wondered why the tunnel brought them to us?

And then all of a sudden, I couldn't believe my eyes!  It was all starting  to make purrfect sense...

To Be Continued...

January 6, 2014



Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me was a 2014 Cats of the CB Calendar!  Isn't this exciting felines?

Now theese one features various kitties that are part of the Cat Blogosphere. 

Neytiri is in the calendar in January...

Our dear Angel Inka is in the calendar in March...

And ol' Clooney Claus is in the calendar in December, of course!  We enjoy seeing different kitties each day, some who we know and some who are new to us, what fun! 

**A big thank you to Mom Paula from Sweet Purrfections who created the calendar and ordered them all!**

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.