I Got You Tunnel

Welcome to my 7th Gotcha Day Anniversary, Audience!  It was on this day seven years ago that I came to live with my Human in my forever home.  About 2 months after I arrived, my tunnel came on the scene as a gift to me.  My tunnel and I have been through thick and thin and many great adventures together!  

Given that this is the first time my Gotcha Day has fallen on a Tunnel Tuesday, today I am going to celebrate my tunnel!  Here are some fun facts about it:

Number Of Things That Have Appeared In My Tunnel = 99

Number of Special Events At My Tunnel = 19

Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Construction = 2

Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Maintenance And Cleaning = 3

Number Of Times Tunnel Was On Strike = 1

Number Of Times I Bribed Greased The Tunnel = 1  (*to get it off strike & back working*)

First of all felines, let me just say that theese is NOT what you want to have appear in your tunnel:

If it does, run the other direction!  Whew, with that out of the way, let's get on with the PAR-TAY, shall we?

My Favorite Special Event At My Tunnel:

Cinco De Mayo!  Well, I likes to shake my maracas and samba, what can I say?

Now here we have the Weirdest Things To Appear In My Tunnel:

A Huge Zucchini (14 Pounds to be exact!)

And a Smurf Invasion!

Lastly, here are my Top Ten Favorite Things that have appeared in my tunnel over the years:

10) My Tux

(Good for Red Carpet Events)

 

 9) My Little Black Book

(Good for keeping track of the Ladycats for a bachelor like me)

8) My Tent

(It came in real handy for my summer camping trip)

 

 7) B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz MX

(Well let's just say theese one is da bomb!)

6) Peacock Feathers

(I never tire of making my Human play feathers with me)

 

   5) Mini-Cloon

(Well what can I say, I likes the little guy, especially when he is covered in B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz!)

 

4) Num-Nums

(In keeping with the theme of the blog and all...)

3) My Beloved Crunchies

(Uh, should theese be Clooney's Crunchies Fund?)

2) HAM

(I'z just a bit of a fan of ham!)

 

AND MY MOST FAVORITE THING OF ALL TO APPEAR IN MY TUNNEL IS...

1) KFC

(Ok, we have a bit of a theme going on here, I'z a "foodie", so sue me...)

 

Dig in felines and let's celebrate my Gotcha Day and my tunnel!

TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY: HOLIDAY GIFTIES  - "Spanish PAR-TAY Pak"

Well hello there Audience.  Welcome to our third week of Holiday Gifties, where we shall give the Audience ideas for cool Christmas pressies for the hard-to-shop for felines on your list.  Theese week we are featuring a "Spanish PAR-TAY Pak" for the adventurous feline who loves to travel, learn a new language and PAR-TAY! 

Neytiri is a keener and she has already learned some Spanish phrases:

"Donde esta Ducky?" (Where is Ducky?)

"Te gustan mis brownies de catnip?" (Do you like my catnip brownies?)

"Quitar el polvo esta en curso." (Dusting is in progress.)

"Mi novio Archie es muy guapo!" (My boyfriend Archie is very handsome!)

Escucha un ruido?  (Do you hear a noise?)

Mi avion esta aqui!  (My airplane is here!)
 

Voy a Cabo San Lucas!  (I'm going to Cabo San Lucas!)

Y yo voy a bailar la samba!  (And I'm going to dance the samba!)

We give the "Spanish PAR-TAY Pak" a 7 out of 8 paw rating! Theese pressie is guaranteed to excite any adventurous feline on your list!  They can don their sombrero, shake their maracas and habla espanol!

Adios Amigos!

Join us, next TUESDAY, for our "Tunnel Tuesday: Holiday Gifties" where each Tuesday till Christmas, a cool gift idea will appear magically in theese shopping cart!

CINCO DE MAYO CINEMA

Psst...Hey amigos...yeah you!  Need a little more spice in your life or at least in your week?  Well sit back...

Grab some popcorn...and watch our "Cinco De Mayo Cinema"...

Theese one is titled "Cinco De Mayo Rerun":

When I came upon the "scene", the Cinco De Mayo party had already begun...Cloon was fitted with his Mexican sombrero...looking a bit sombre, I might add...

 But then all of a sudden, his ears perked up as a big commotion caught his attention.   It was the arrival of his Guest of Honor, who always likes to make a grand entrance...

  "The Baby" (orange doy tog pictured above) fresh in from MORE plastic surgery in Cabo just back from studying Mexican culture and customs, snitched Cloon's sombrero, donned it and posed for a photo op.

  Then the Secretary quickly put down her duster and joined the action...thoroughly sniffing the "limon".  Plus someone had to keep an eye on that "Ducky"...

 Hmm, then she moved onto the cerveza...Can't blame a girl, really...it was a tough week in Dust Bunny Ville.  A little bit of a late bloomer, Cloon finally spotted the string limon and appeared quite "fixated"...

 Realizing that she had been left out of the equation, Neytiri demanded her own set of maracas.  Pink ones no less.

 She then realized this was her big chance to seize the moment and the spotlight and spice things up...

 

She took the party up a notch when she started to shake them...

  Out of the blue, in an unprecedented move, Cloon (possibly under the influence of cerveza) goes for "Ducky"...giving him a whap!  

Then things REALLY get shameless start to "heat up"...
"The Baby" topples over! (Apparently "two big feets to the wind")  And Cloon shows the Audience his backside...
as he starts to Samba and "shake his tailfeather"...

THE END (of the flick but the beginning of the PAR-TAY!)

**Now Audience, theese is where you all come in...let us know in the comments if you are:

A) Shakin' your tailfeather
B) Rockin' your pantaloons

C) Bustin' your skinny jeans

D) Attempting the chicken dance

There will be a surprise for one lucky dancer...hint:**

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!

TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY:  TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!!!



Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morning.  And what do I find waiting for me?  My "tunnel" is already decorated for Cinco De Mayo and has maracas waiting there for me!  I'z so excited about theese one!  I loves to samba and theese maracas will come in handy!  Not to mention that I'z all prepared to celebrate Cinco De Mayo and attend various parties and festivities.

Does anyone else out there like to samba?

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".