January 31, 2012

Wacky Wednesday



Felines...are your hairy paws keeping you from Red Carpet appearances?  Now is the time to take action!  Call "One Eight Hundred Wax Jobs" to book an appointment. 

Our trained staff will meet you curbside to get the deed done. 

Book early to avoid disappointment...theese ice cream sandwiches are going fast...

January 30, 2012



Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn to start my therapy program for cheering it up.  As I announced last week, my evaluation showed that my striking tunnel has a case of The Sads. 

But lo and behold my tunnel was given an Award by the  very special Sammy and Moosey at Animal Shelter Volunteer Life and the special kitties at PAWS!  Can you believe it felines?  I am very excited and think that this will really help cheer my tunnel up! 

My tunnel has requested that the Pawsome Blogger Award be passed on to 3 more tunnels out in the Cat Blogosphere...It has selected:

Join me next TUESDAY felines as I continue my therapy program for cheering up my magic tunnel and getting it up and running again.

January 23, 2012



Well hello there felines.  So we left off last week with me making Chicken Noodle Soup for my striking tunnel.  I thought perhaps my tunnel was feeling under the weather, so I decided to see if the chicken noodle soup would get it up and running again.  I sat back and observed...and nothing happened felines!  Can you believe it?  Then I gave my tunnel the full week off  and I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn this Tuesday and my tunnel is still on strike!  So I decides it's time to give my tunnel a full medical work-up and examination. 

There I am above with my stethoscope preparing for the examination...

And here I am in my professional garb about to make my announcement...

 Here it is folks...after performing a complete evaluation on my tunnel I have come up with the Diagnosis...My tunnel has "The Sads"...

Dr. Cloon's Prescription for the tunnel is that is requires..."Cheering Up".  

Join me next TUESDAY felines as I start a therapy program for cheering up my tunnel, getting it off strike and up and running again. 

January 20, 2012

Clooney's Gotcha Day!

Happy 5th Gotcha Day Clooney!

On a blustery, winter day (exactly like today's weather), George Clooney the Cat came to his forever home.  This is one of the first pictures taken of Clooney and me (his Human).  He was a gracious little guy right from the get-go and was comfortable as soon as he came in the front door.  His Gotcha story was told last year.

Clooney has made the past 5 years very, very interesting for me as he is the character of all characters!  Unique is his middle name.  Raise a mini-mug of potato water (or a Niptini) to my Cloon!

Clooney shares his Gotcha Day with the Lovely Maggy from Zoolatry!

January 16, 2012


TUNNEL TUESDAY: 1st Attempt - Chicken Noodle Soup

Well hello there felines.  I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?   The picket sign is still up and my tunnel is still on strike!  So I thinks to myself, "What if my tunnel is feeling under the weather?"  I then decides that the best thing for me to do is to make my tunnel some Chicken Noodle Soup

Here I am checking out the temperature of the soup, making sure it is not too hot and that it tastes good.  It passes my inspection and is quite tasty. 

Then I takes a seat to observe what will happen...

Join me next TUESDAY felines to see if my magic tunnel is up and running again.

January 14, 2012

Caturday with Cloonski Ogorki

(LOL'd by Wendy's LOL-Spot)

Well hello there Audience.  Last night on the Eve of the Ukrainian New Year, my cousin Cloonski Ogorki (visiting from Old Country) hosted a sold-out event at Headquarters.  My cousin, (pictured above), conducted a seminar on the art of "Making Your Own Potato Water".  Secretary Neytiri was one of the attendees...

I, on the other paw, was the "Official Taste Tester"...What follows is a little story of sorts, on what may happen if one over-imbibes theese "Potato Water":

One may perform "Stupid Party Tricks"...

One may mis-use the Corporate Credit Card on the interwebs...

One may experience "hallucinations"...

One may get the "munchies"...

One may "wake up in strange places"...

But no worries folks...if theese happens, I has just the thing...

Happy Ukrainian New Year from Cloonski Ogorki!  (Now remember folks, if you pro-cat-inated on your New Year's resolutions, you get to start all over today!)

January 9, 2012



Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  My tunnel is on strike!  Can you believe it felines?  I had to take a second look at the picket sign because I couldn't believe my eyes!

After a full year of making things magically and mysteriously appear every Tuesday...my tunnel decides to take strike action!
I'm a bit besides myself on theese one!

Even Secretary Neytiri had to make sure that she read the sign correctly...Does anyone out there have any suggestions on how I might be able to get my tunnel "working" again?  Yikes, I'm going to have to go to my Secret Research Laboratory and do some brain-storming on how to get my tunnel up and running...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for my first attempt to get my "magic tunnel" off strike and working again...

January 2, 2012



Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  My tunnel was all decorated up with a Happy New Year's wish and a special cat mask!  Can you believe it felines? 

I went closer and investigated the cat mask, checking it out thoroughly and I give it a paws up!

My favorite part was the Happy New Year banner...it made crinkle sounds when I touched it with my paws!  I had a good time playing with it and rolling around on it!  My tunnel wants to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".