Sexiest Mancat Monday

Hello everyone and welcome to my 8th Birthday PAR-TAY!  I'm on the look-out and waiting for my guests to arrive at Headquarters to help me celebrate...

Ding Dong!
 Oooh...lookey here!  There is a special delivery...
Looks like some B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz Mx and some KFC has arrived on the scene...

  As you may recall, Mini-Cloon happens to be the "Official Quality Control Tester" here at Headquarters and he purrsonally recommends diving right in...

So gather 'round felines...
 We'll samba till the wee hours of the morn and do the "chicken dance" too...the KFC chick-hen dance!
 Are you ready?
Let's get this PAR-TAY started!

And this just in...Thank you to my lovely Ladycat furriends Fiona and Giulietta from Kitties Blue!
  

And this just in too...Thanks to my cool furriends  Basil & Co!

Mancat Monday: He's Got The Cutes!

Hello there Audience!  I bet you all have been wondering who has the "Cute Factor" and who was crowned winner of our "1st Annual Cute-Off"? 

We tallied up the votes and Neytiri and I (Cloon) were tied for 1st Place! 

Our friends over at Tomcat Commentary by Tim gave Neytiri and me the above award because we are cute!  We thank Timmy and my twin Buddy Budd and their whole kitty crew for this awesome award!  (For all the details of the award you can check out their post.)  We are going to pass this award on to Silver Meow.  Silver is a very pretty gray tabby kitty who is very photogenic and started blogging this year.  (I'm sure she would enjoy meeting you if you don't already know her.) 

(Entitlement...I has it!)

Now, the 1st Runner-Up of the "Cute-Off" was me, The Cloon.  I officially got the second highest amount of votes for the "Cute Factor" after both Neytiri and me.  Seriously.  I'm not surprised by theese one!  (Refer to above photo.)

Na na na na na

He's got the cutes...

In fact, my friend Basil the Bionic Cat rewarded me for my cutes and presented me with the above award.  Thank you so much Basil for this awesome award!  I am going to pass on this award to Manx Mnews as the kitties over there are all really lovely (even the Mancats!) and so are their pictures and posts. 

And I was also given this above award, once again for my cutes, by the one and only Nellie!  Thanks so much lovely Nellie for this awesome award!  (Please refer to Nellie's blog for all the rules.)  I am going to pass this award on to Da Tabbies O Trout Towne  Theese kitties rock and how they think up the funny stuff they do, always amazes us!  Go on over and pee your pantaloons! 

Thanks again to the swell Timmy Tomcat, Basil and Nellie...love you kitties!  

(And by the way, if anykitty we passed on an award to does not purrticipate in awards, don't worry...that's cool with us!)

And I go la la la la la

He's got the cutes...

MANCAT AND MANDUCK MONDAY

Cloon:  Well hello there Audience.  Joining me in-studio today is "Ducky" who is going to be participating in a pilot project with me and also has a special announcement to make.  Welcome "Ducky".

"Ducky":  Arrr, Clooney...have you ever been to sea Cloon?...

Cloon:  Uh, no I can't say I have, little buddy...What's goin' on with the eye patch?

"Ducky":  I seem to have lost one of me eyeballs...

Cloon:  Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?

"Ducky:  Me beauty Neytiri gave me the bitey like a good ol'swashbuckler and one of me eyes has gone missing...

Cloon:  "Ducky", why didn't you let us know sooner?  Theese is very serious.  We needs to perform an operation on ya.

"Ducky":  Shiver me timbers!  I have a wee bit of a fear of medical procedures and well, I kinda thinks me eye patch gives me character...

Cloon:  It is kinda buck, I must say...Now let's get back to the matter at hand, shall we?  I'z been logging very long hours in my Secret Research Laboratory working on a carpentry project.  I have built a replica of myself (aka a gray feline) and turned it into a bird feeder.  I have advertised the fact that there is "free bird seed" available on the side of my woodwork creation.  I have decided to run a pilot project with dear old "Ducky" to see if we can attract and meet birdies in the neighbourhood.  I thought that having "Ducky" as part of theese project would be good because he is from the "bird family" and the birdies may like to see a familiar face.  "Ducky", me and my woodwork creation will all sit curbside and see if we can make any new "friends".

Here are a few more pictures of my woodwork creation up close.  And of course, here is a close-up of "Pirate Ducky". 

Cloon:  "Ducky" also is here today to make a special announcement.  Go ahead matey...
"Ducky":  I realize it is a bit after the fact but our typist has been a bit "indisposed" and has a backlog of our stories to get out...So without further ado, I must announce that I won a prize in Brian's St. Patrick's Day Contest and below is my award and the picture that I submitted for the category:

Cloon:  Congrats on that matey!  (Audience, "Ducky" thinks that he won the prize and he has been so excited about it that we didn't have the heart to tell him that it was actually Neytiri who won the contest...)  And you may have taken 1st if you had the "pirate look" goin' on back then...

Well that's a wrap folks!  Wish me luck with my "pilot project"...

Mancat and Mamabug Monday

Happy Birthday to
Sammy & Andy's Mamabug Judi!

(I'z got my jazz paws goin' for ya! Have a great year!)

They'z having a Birthday celebration at: http://samandy007.blogspot.com/

(They'z mentioned something about treats and nip mousies...I'z headed over there, wanna come with me?)

Mancat Monday - In Memory Of TIM - The Coon That Was "Main"

** We are running our post from last year in honour of TIM, a special friend to us, who passed into kitty heaven a few months back...

T.I.M.'S TOP TIPS FOR "TURKEY TUMMY"

Cloon: Hello Audience, joining us via webcam is "Sri Guru T.I.M.". Welcome Holy One! Long time no see. Have you been on a mountain top somewhere?

T.I.M:

Cloon: "Sri Guru T.I.M." has mouthed a "silent meow".
The Audience is abuzz with astonishment. Cloon pounds his little paw for "order in the court".

Cloon: Thanks for coming forth today with some very important and timely information for the public. Now, before we get into that, did you hit the stores for any Boxing Day specials?

T.I.M: I did indeed. I lined up at sunrise at my favorite pet store for some excellent deals on Num-Nums.

Cloon: Well done! Now on with the subject matter at hand. What exactly is "turkey tummy"?

T.I.M: "Turkey tummy" is when you eats too much turkey and your tummy feels real full.

Cloon: Yes, theese is certainly a common problem at this time of the year. What can be done about this condition?

T.I.M: That's where my top tips for "turkey tummy" come into play.

Cloon: Excellent, excellent. Share with us more, will ya?

T.I.M: Well basically, it's very simple. You stretch out somewhere (see above photo) and don't move.

Cloon: What excellent advice! "Sri Guru T.I.M." is a very wise one! Any other bones you can throw us?

T.I.M: Now listen very closely Audience, this is the most important part. Once you are in "position", you must use your third eye to send some healing energy to your tummy to helps the digestion process. Are you with me so far?
(The Audience is oohing and ahhing...)

Cloon: Silence! Can you be more specific about theese exact process?

T.I.M: I'm afraid not. It's a trade secret and I'm not able to divulge the specifics. However, for "today only" the public may call in to
1-800-TIM-GURU and receive the Boxing Day Special of 50% off my regular "Third Eye" energy healing rates. I also accept payment in Num-Nums.

Cloon: You heard the man! Thank you to Esteemed Feline "Sri Guru T.I.M." for sharing this most timely information with us.

The lines are now open...

MANCAT MONDAY - "Get Your Mancat On"...

COWBOY CLOON

BOMBS DE LA RENTA

CEO CLOON

JAMES BOMB, AGENT CCC 007

CLOON THE BIKER DUDE

Hello there felines! I'z decided to spice things up a bit and holds a little contest. Above are 5 of my most popular alter egos. Leaves a comment voting for your favorite "Mancat" above and the reason why you'z picked theese particular one. My Secretary Neytiri will be judging theese contest and picking the winner from the comments. The winner will receive a surprise from "Clooney Claus". Please includes your email address in your comments if your email address is not on your bloggie. Theese contest will close at 6 PM PST on Wednesday, December 22, 2010. If you does participate, good lucks to ya!