TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find? There waiting for me was a Starbucks coffee machine!  What do you make of this, felines?! 

 

Neytiri was excited to check out the apparatus once it was out of the box...

I think I may be starting a "bevvy business" to top up the ol' Num-Num Fund...

How's about a catnip latte?  Any takers?

Ok Ms Barista, I'z ready for my bevvy...Busta move, will ya?  

Felines, place your orders here.

Join me next TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my tunnel.

Questions From Clooney

If Clooney could talk just for a day, here's what he would ask me
and what he would say:

Cloon: Why am I so awesome?

Cloon's Human: You're on the right track baby, you was born this way...

Cloon: How come I can't get Squirrel TV where we now live?

Cloon's Human: Uh, you need to call up Shaw Technical Support...

 Cloon: Why do the baristas always get my order wrong?

Cloon's Human: Uh, it's quite a complex beverage and they haven't mastered the art of interspecies communication...

 Cloon: How come you haven't sold any Clooneymobiles yet?

Cloon's Human: Uh...*major storyline FAIL*

Cloon: When are you taking me shopping?

Cloon's Human: Uh, did "that" just come off your printing press?

Cloon: Where did you learn to dance?

Cloon's Human: Uh, I'm self-taught...you know...I dance like there's no one watching...except you...

Cloon: Well, I thinks I needs to give you some lessons...sign up for my Saturday Samba classes, will ya?

Thanks to Zoolatry for the Answer Your Cat's Questions Day graphic and the fun event!

(And thanks for all your Gotcha Day wishes!)

TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY:  IT'S STARBUCKS!

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my "tunnel" in the late hours of the morn (I slept in today kitties!)...and what do I find?  Starbucks coffees and mini-cupcakes are there waiting for me...can you believe it felines?  Now theese was just purr-fect for today as I was feeling sleepy and needed the pep of an espresso!  So Secretary Neytiri and I had our morning cappuccino and mini carrot cake cupcake with cream cheese frosting and then got down to the daily business of supervising the Assembly Line Elves, dusting etc. etc.  Any other Starbucks fans out there?  Or anyone who likes to partake in the fine art of espresso-making or compete in Barista Championships?   In the past, I have competed in a BARISTA CHAMPIONSHIP.  You can read about it in the previous post if you like.

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".

THE BEST OF "GIRLFRIEND" MARATHON (PART 2)

EAVESDROPPING 101: A SEMINAR BY "GIRLFRIEND"...
50 FELINES ATTENDED A SOLD OUT WEEKEND WORKSHOP ON "EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR HUMAN". They crowded into the new bedroom of "Girlfriend" (still not venturing far in the residential move). What follows is a brief media clip of the event:




"Girlfriend": Does everyone have their Starbucks Beverage? Ok then, let's get started, we have alot of material to cover this afternoon.


1) First of all, I need everyone to assume the correct eavesdropping position (see above photo for details). Ears back and out...Cloon (My helper today) will be making his rounds through the Audience checking for proper technique.


2) Next and this is a VERY IMPORTANT POINT...Whenever you hear your Human's voice in a conversation, stop what you are doing immediately and go sit as close to your Human as possible. Even if you are "under blankie" it is imperative that you come out of hiding and take a position near your Human.


3) When Humans are on the telephone speaking with another, this is an excellent time to get good information. Felines can either go right up to their Human and nestle in or take more of a clandestine position in the same room.


4) When your Human has company over this is another opportune time to get good information. Go and sit between your Human and their guest and put your ears into the correct eavesdropping position.


5) Store all juicy information you eavesdrop on in your memory banks and burn it in real good. You never know when the information will come in handy.


Testimonial from a previous feline attendee: "I observed my Human on the telephone in his office, so I jumped on the desk and laid by the keyboard with my ears in the proper eavesdropping position...That's when I heard the words, 'I'm going to take him to the vet because he is still squinting with his eye.' So, I then used the power of my Third Eye to heal my eye and avoid the vet visit. In my case, this information was priceless. So, I definitely recommend "Girlfriend's" seminar. And it's a good excuse to gets a free Frappuccino as well...
-T.I.M.

FELINES FOR JUST $149 YOU CAN ATTEND A FUTURE SEMINAR OF "GIRLFRIEND'S". "EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR HUMAN" INCLUDES YOUR FAVORITE STARBUCKS BEVERAGE AND SELLS OUT WELL IN ADVANCE, SO BE FOREWARNED...

Originally posted on August 12, 2009

**BREAKING NEWS**...AUTHORITIES ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A FUGITIVE KNOWN AS "THE BABY"...

Police Spokescat on the scene at a Starbucks Drive Thru in Winnipeg, Manitoba says that a Doy Toy bearing a striking resemblance to "The Baby" had gone thru the Drive Thru just a few hours earlier. Apparently this "customer" had placed an order for 50 "special" coffees, half this and half that, creating a huge backlog in the Drive Thru and a line-up of vehicles winding around the block. After receiving the beverages, the "customer" spun his tires and left the scene. "Feetprints" have been taken from the scene and Authorities are awaiting verification. In the meantime, the public is asked to report any sightings of orange Dog Toys with horns and big feet to 1-800-IAM-ARAT...Rewards of ham bones and catnip are being offered.

EAVESDROPPING 101: A SEMINAR BY "GIRLFRIEND"...

EAVESDROPPING 101: A SEMINAR BY "GIRLFRIEND"...50 FELINES ATTENDED A SOLD OUT WEEKEND WORKSHOP ON "EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR HUMAN". They crowded into the new bedroom of "Girlfriend" (still not venturing far in the residential move). What follows is a brief media clip of the event:


"Girlfriend": Does everyone have their Starbucks Beverage? Ok then, let's get started, we have alot of material to cover this afternoon.

1) First of all, I need everyone to assume the correct eavesdropping position (see above photo for details). Ears back and out...Cloon (My helper today) will be making his rounds through the Audience checking for proper technique.

2) Next and this is a VERY IMPORTANT POINT...Whenever you hear your Human's voice in a conversation, stop what you are doing immediately and go sit as close to your Human as possible. Even if you are "under blankie" it is imperative that you come out of hiding and take a position near your Human.

3) When Humans are on the telephone speaking with another, this is an excellent time to get good information. Felines can either go right up to their Human and nestle in or take more of a clandestine position in the same room.

4) When your Human has company over this is another opportune time to get good information. Go and sit between your Human and their guest and put your ears into the correct eavesdropping position.

5) Store all juicy information you eavesdrop on in your memory banks and burn it in real good. You never know when the information will come in handy.

Testimonial from a previous feline attendee: "I observed my Human on the telephone in his office, so I jumped on the desk and laid by the keyboard with my ears in the proper eavesdropping position...That's when I heard the words, 'I'm going to take him to the vet because he is still squinting with his eye.' So, I then used the power of my Third Eye to heal my eye and avoid the vet visit. In my case, this information was priceless. So, I definitely recommend "Girlfriend's" seminar. And it's a good excuse to gets a free Frappuccino as well...
-T.I.M.

FELINES FOR JUST $149 YOU CAN ATTEND A FUTURE SEMINAR OF "GIRLFRIEND'S". "EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR HUMAN" INCLUDES YOUR FAVORITE STARBUCKS BEVERAGE AND SELLS OUT WELL IN ADVANCE, SO BE FOREWARNED...