January 30, 2011
January 28, 2011
(Doogie only had one back leg so she could hear his hippity-hop)
(She was so light on her feet and walked silently)
January 26, 2011
January 25, 2011
TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!!!
Well hello there felines! So I goes to my "tunnel' in the wee hours of the morn and I can't believes my eyes! My tunnel has come through once again and delivered "supplies" for me to get real serious in the birdie-attracting department...I now has my own bird house and bird seed bell! Isn't theese fantastic, felines? We'z been severely lacking in the birdie department and I'z been very concerned. I finds myself quite bored some days as there are NO birdies to watch. So theese will definitely spice things up! I will be calling an important meeting at Headquarters today to have a panel discussion on where to strategically place the bird house and bird seed bell as to best attract our winged friends. Then I'z going to have Secretary Neytiri draw out a plan with the best suggestions. Neytiri is very excited about theese as she will have more opportunities to make her "birdie noise". In closing I say, "If you build it, they will come."
Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".
January 24, 2011
January 23, 2011
Hello there Audience. So I was taking my leisurely stroll to have my morning Num-Nums when all of a sudden I caught something out of the corner of my eye...a little Canine Spy...then along came Neytiri who has not seen a Canine before...She parked herself in front of the window to observe theese little creature. In fact she was quite fascinated by theese...uh, "bird". Now you might be sayin' "Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?" That ain't no bird! And I says I know, I know! But apparently Neytiri doesn't because as she is lying there watching the Spy, she is making "the birdie noise". You know...that (heart attack)-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. (You oughta know by now) noise that a lot of felines make when they sees birdies. (I don't makes that noise, because I skipped class the afternoon they was teaching us kittens that lesson and therefore I don't know how.) But Neytiri, bless her little heart, is excellent at making "the birdie noise" and does a great job.
So, how's your Sunday going? Have any big "birds" strolled on by?
January 22, 2011
The PhotoHunt theme this week is HANDS. In the first photo, my Human has her hand on the back of a Sumatran tiger she was on a Tiger Walk with at Australia Zoo last year. Happy Caturday!
January 21, 2011
Mr. L: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Cloon: I see you'z been keeping up with your Elvis Impersonations. Excellent! Now I must admit, you had me pacing the floor, when you commented and mentioned "new blog design" and "security" in the same sentence...Enlighten us, will ya?
Mr. L: I was just messin' with ya, man! Consider it payback for all those prank calls to me, asking if my "refrigerator is running". I mean, my feelings were a bit hurt that I wasn't consulted on the new design... because of my background in Mockumentary Filmmaking, I may have been able to make a suggestion or two...Just make sure you still keep me on as the main contact to secure the premises, search for squirrels or spycats etc. I need to keep my "security" portfolio up in these hard economic times...
Cloon: Will do Mr. L, will do. And now without further ado...Mr. L and his djembe...1, 2...1, 2, 3, 4...
January 19, 2011
January 18, 2011
TUNNEL TUESDAY: IT'S WHIPPED CREAM!!!
Well hello there felines! So I goes to my "tunnel" and imagine my surprise...and delight... when I sees a can of Whipped Cream waiting there for me. And not only that...theese is my "personal" whipped cream as it came with my name on it! How fabulous is that, felines? Are there any whipped cream fans out there? I loves me whipped cream. Now I knows some of you out there may have had creme fraiche for Thanksgiving or Christmas. I'z not familiar with theese one...I just stick to my plain old fashioned whipped cream. It seems to do the trick. In fact, I appear out of nowhere if I hear the familiar sound of my Human using the beater to makes up a batch. But theese can is much handier...now I can go to the fridge in the wee hours of the morn...for a snack. And then just when I thought it couldn't get any better, look what my Human did for me:
Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".
January 15, 2011
Today we decided to do something different and are participating in our first PhotoHunt . The theme theese week is "Shadow". Theese is an older picture taken when "Girlfriend" was still with us. You can see me staring into the sun (do not try theese at home felines...it's not too good for the eyes). However, I love the sun and I love staring so theese seemed like the perfect thing to do at the time. You can see my shadow on the wall behind. As shadows go...I thinks mine is pretty good (if I do say so myself...).
January 14, 2011
Hello there Audience! We'z so excited today...Secretary Neytiri was hatted today by Sammy and Andy's Mama over at their blog Sammy and Andy's Place. She loves her hat and can't believe it ended up being pink, because that is her favorite color! She's been wearing her hat all around Headquarters today doing her dust bunny busting (aka dusting). Rumour has it that Miss Trovsky of the Pink Nose Society is quite enamoured with Neytiri's hat and asked to borrow it to wear for the special upcoming Fundraiser for the Pink Nose Society. Neytiri is the agreeable sort and believes in sharing so she said "No problemo!" Purrs of thanks to that "Mad Hatter" of Sammy and Andy's!
And speaking of Mad "Catter"...check theese out:
January 13, 2011
January 12, 2011
January 11, 2011
January 8, 2011
Cloon: It's been a year since we've seen each other! You were last here in Canada for my Num-Nums Taste Test Challenge...
Cloonski: Yes, I'z gets call from you Cloon real late in night. Sayz takes airplanz to Canada to participatz in Num-Nums Taste Test Challenges. Cloon (blesses yeer little heart) says I'z can takes some of left-over Num-Nums from Challenge backs to Old Country with me. I'z very excitable for good opportunities like theese one...
Cloon: Audience members can read about my Num-Nums Taste Test Challenge here. So Miss Trovsky, you and my cousin have also been catching up from the good ol' days...
Miss T: Correctamundo. We'z been comparing notes on our tactics for borscht-eating contests and discussing insects from Russia, our homeland.
Cloon: You look very deep in thought in the above photo...
Miss T: Uh, actually I ate too many perogies at our Christmas meal and couldn't wait to get out of the "Claus" suit...
Cloon: I'z glad everyone liked my perogies...The Assembly Line Elves were helping me make them theese week...Did you detect my secret ingredient?
Miss T: Num-Nums with just a sprinkle of catnip...
Cloon: I can't get anything past you Miss Trovsky, you'z a sharp one! So, I understand you'z gearing up for a Pink Nose Society Fundraiser in theese New Year...
Miss T: Exactamundo...I have something very special in the works.
Cloon: Excellent! I'z sure it's going to be one humdinger of a bash as you'z been busy with your event planning since you arrived at Headquarters 4 months ago...
Miss T: Yes, and I just want to say that any felines out there interested in a bit more background can read about the Pink Nose Society here.
Cloon: Well thanks to Cloonski Ogorki and Miss Trovsky for taking time out of their Ukrainian Christmas celebrations to chat with me.
Cloon saunters off to join the Christmas Carol Karaoke...
January 5, 2011
January 4, 2011
Hello there felines! So, I goes to my "tunnel" in anticipation of the latest surprise and magic and imagine my shock when I sees my Secretary Neytiri in the tunnel. As it turns out, Neytiri has closed the operations of the tunnel for today to perform some dusting and vacuuming. She is trying out her new robot vacuum, one of the Christmas presents I got her, on the tunnel and giving it a tune-up so that it will run purr-fectly in the New Year.
Join me next TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".
January 3, 2011
Sammy & Andy's Mamabug Judi!
(I'z got my jazz paws goin' for ya! Have a great year!)
They'z having a Birthday celebration at: http://samandy007.blogspot.com/
(They'z mentioned something about treats and nip mousies...I'z headed over there, wanna come with me?)
January 2, 2011
Cotton: Well, thank you kindly. I'm rather proud of it.
Cloon: Is that a wee bit of a southern accent I detect ?
Cotton: It is indeed. Being from Georgia, I'm officially a "Southern Belle".
Cloon: Theese is most excellent! You'z the first Southern Belle I'z ever met. Wow, and you really outdid yourself on the ham, theese is very impressive!
Cloon: So how did you manage to pull that off?
Cotton: "Well, being the Elder of the Funny Farm I have trained all the newer members who have come along. When they're annoying, I raise my paw and yell, 'Stop!' "(Cotton's own words from her blog.) So, this came in handy when I was guarding the ham as well.
Cloon: Well done! Of course you also have "tortitude" and I hear that goes a long way too.
Cotton: Very true. I am a member of TATA (Tough A*s Torties Association).
Cloon: Well good on ya! Because you are also a lady and a Southern Belle, I thoughts I'd surprise you and takes you on a tour of the fancy plantation homes in the Louisiana countryside, have our ham picnic on the grounds, watch the sunset, then head to New Orleans to listen to some jazz. How does that sound?
Cotton: Oh, my! How exciting! It's a good thing I did get a good rest to take in all that action.
Cloon: And one more thing...You don't mind hangin' out with aliens do ya? My associate "The Baby" brought his buddy "ALF" along as a navigator.
Cotton: Oh dear. I've never met an alien before...but I guess it's all in the name of adventure!
Cloon: That's the spirit!