TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY: O TUNNEL, WHERE ART THOU?

Well hello there felines.  So we left you all with a bit of a cliff-hanger last week when I discovered that my tunnel was missing and that it had vanished into thin air...

Some of the Audience was trying to cheer me up by suggesting it might just be an April Fools'  joke that was pulled on me...

But I am sad to report that it was not.  My tunnel is really gone...

After partaking of some good nip, I had the bright idea to call someone who might just be able to help me find my tunnel...

I looked into my Little Black Book and found the number of "Von Ice Enterprises"...

And I dialed my old friend Mr. L also known as Private Eye Malhaven Leopold Von Ice...

When I called, Private Eye Von Ice was in the middle of his weekly drumming circle and there was quite a ruckus in the background...

I gave him the information that my tunnel had disappeared and asked for his professional investigative advice...

He instructed me to make a list of suspects who had filtered through Headquarters in the past year, gather them all in one room at the same time, sniff them all...

and then go "mental" on them by unleashing my inner "Patrick Jane"...

Here's my list of "The Unusual Suspects":

Mini-Cloon

Ducky

Neytiri

(She's looking rather shifty there, dontcha think?  She said she was trying to decide on the best angle for her mugshot...)

Stan The World's Smallest Sheep

Varmit The Marmot

My Long-Lost Cousin Cloonski Ogorki

The Elves

Clooney Claus's Deers

The Woofie From Next Door

Ducky's Relatives

"The Baby"

The Smurfs

Pierre Du Port

Now Audience, feel free to leave your ideas and suspicions below in the comments and fasten your seat belts because it's going to be one wild ride...
a wild tunnel chase...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for our new series "Tunnel Chase Tuesday".

I Got You Tunnel

Welcome to my 7th Gotcha Day Anniversary, Audience!  It was on this day seven years ago that I came to live with my Human in my forever home.  About 2 months after I arrived, my tunnel came on the scene as a gift to me.  My tunnel and I have been through thick and thin and many great adventures together!  

Given that this is the first time my Gotcha Day has fallen on a Tunnel Tuesday, today I am going to celebrate my tunnel!  Here are some fun facts about it:

Number Of Things That Have Appeared In My Tunnel = 99

Number of Special Events At My Tunnel = 19

Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Construction = 2

Number Of Times Tunnel Was Closed For Maintenance And Cleaning = 3

Number Of Times Tunnel Was On Strike = 1

Number Of Times I Bribed Greased The Tunnel = 1  (*to get it off strike & back working*)

First of all felines, let me just say that theese is NOT what you want to have appear in your tunnel:

If it does, run the other direction!  Whew, with that out of the way, let's get on with the PAR-TAY, shall we?

My Favorite Special Event At My Tunnel:

Cinco De Mayo!  Well, I likes to shake my maracas and samba, what can I say?

Now here we have the Weirdest Things To Appear In My Tunnel:

A Huge Zucchini (14 Pounds to be exact!)

And a Smurf Invasion!

Lastly, here are my Top Ten Favorite Things that have appeared in my tunnel over the years:

10) My Tux

(Good for Red Carpet Events)

 

 9) My Little Black Book

(Good for keeping track of the Ladycats for a bachelor like me)

8) My Tent

(It came in real handy for my summer camping trip)

 

 7) B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz MX

(Well let's just say theese one is da bomb!)

6) Peacock Feathers

(I never tire of making my Human play feathers with me)

 

   5) Mini-Cloon

(Well what can I say, I likes the little guy, especially when he is covered in B.C. Buddy Herbal Blendz!)

 

4) Num-Nums

(In keeping with the theme of the blog and all...)

3) My Beloved Crunchies

(Uh, should theese be Clooney's Crunchies Fund?)

2) HAM

(I'z just a bit of a fan of ham!)

 

AND MY MOST FAVORITE THING OF ALL TO APPEAR IN MY TUNNEL IS...

1) KFC

(Ok, we have a bit of a theme going on here, I'z a "foodie", so sue me...)

 

Dig in felines and let's celebrate my Gotcha Day and my tunnel!

Wacky Wednesday

LOL'D by our very own Wendy at Wendy's LOL-SPOT!

TUNNEL TUESDAY

TUNNEL TUESDAY: INVASION OF THE SMURFS!!!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is Smurfs, Smurfs, and more Smurfs!  Can you believe it felines?  I has my very own "Smurfville" folks!  Isn't that exciting!  Does anyone out there still have a Smurf collection?  Or has a "flash mob of Smurfs" ever shown up at your house?  Uh, does anyone know what Smurfs like to eat?  I wonder if they like Num-Nums... 

Join me each TUESDAY felines for other magical and mysterious appearances in my "tunnel".