Cloonski Ogorki Visits Headquarters For Ukrainian Christmas

CLOON'S COUSIN CLOONSKI OGORKI CELEBRATES UKRAINIAN CHRISTMAS WITH MISS TROVSKY OF THE PINK NOSE SOCIETY

Cloon: Well hello there Audience! I'z been up all night shooting the breeze with my cousin from Old Country, who flew in to celebrate Ukrainian Christmas with us at Headquarters. Welcome Cloonski Ogorki!

Cloonski: ZzDRAST-vet-yah...cousin!

Cloon: It's been a year since we've seen each other! You were last here in Canada for my Num-Nums Taste Test Challenge...

Cloonski: Yes, I'z gets call from you Cloon real late in night. Sayz takes airplanz to Canada to participatz in Num-Nums Taste Test Challenges. Cloon (blesses yeer little heart) says I'z can takes some of left-over Num-Nums from Challenge backs to Old Country with me. I'z very excitable for good opportunities like theese one...

Cloon: Audience members can read about my Num-Nums Taste Test Challenge here.  So Miss Trovsky, you and my cousin have also been catching up from the good ol' days...

Miss T: Correctamundo. We'z been comparing notes on our tactics for borscht-eating contests and discussing insects from Russia, our homeland.

Cloon: You look very deep in thought in the above photo...

Miss T: Uh, actually I ate too many perogies at our Christmas meal and couldn't wait to get out of the "Claus" suit...

Cloon: I'z glad everyone liked my perogies...The Assembly Line Elves were helping me make them theese week...Did you detect my secret ingredient?

Miss T: Num-Nums with just a sprinkle of catnip...

Cloon: I can't get anything past you Miss Trovsky, you'z a sharp one! So, I understand you'z gearing up for a Pink Nose Society Fundraiser in theese New Year...

Miss T: Exactamundo...I have something very special in the works.

Cloon: Excellent! I'z sure it's going to be one humdinger of a bash as you'z been busy with your event planning since you arrived at Headquarters 4 months ago...

Miss T: Yes, and I just want to say that any felines out there interested in a bit more background can read about the Pink Nose Society here.

Cloon: Well thanks to Cloonski Ogorki and Miss Trovsky for taking time out of their Ukrainian Christmas celebrations to chat with me.

Cloon saunters off to join the Christmas Carol Karaoke...

MISS TROVSKY AND THE PINK NOSE SOCIETY

"GIRLFRIEND'S" LONG-LOST COUSIN ASSUMES PRESIDENCY OF THE PINK NOSE SOCIETY

Cloon: Hello there Audience, Happy September to you all. I'z got an important update from the
"Pink Nose Society". Joining me in-studio is the new President of the Society, Russian Entomologist Miss Trovsky. Welcome Miss Trovsky.

Miss T: ZzDRAST-vet-yah Cloon!

Cloon: Hello right back at ya. Now let me get all this straight...You'z the long-lost cousin of "Girlfriend" and in the wake of the untimely passing of TIM, you'z immigrated to Canada to take over the duties of the "Pink Nose Society".

Miss T: Correctamundo.

Cloon: I must admit I'z a bit jealous of your career...as an Entomologist you gets to study insects full-time... that's wicked cool. What's your favorite insect?

Miss T: The Animalia Arthropoda Insecta Lepidoptera.

Cloon: Enlighten us, will ya?

Miss T: The moth, Cloon, the moth is my favorite insect.

Cloon: Excellent choice. I'z rather fond of them myself. Now I understand that given your background, the focus of the Pink Nose Society may change from bird-watching trips to attending insect exhibits around the world.

Miss T: Exactamundo.

Cloon: I must say you have a great command of the English language. How did you learn to speak English so well in Russia?

Miss T: I watched "The Fonz" on Happy Days re-runs. I happen to have a crush on Fonzie, do you think you'd be able to introduce us?

Cloon: Coolamundo but I'z not really into match-making and we don't run in the same circles. By the way, do you happen to know my cousin "Cloonski Ogorki" from Old Country?

Miss T: We've crossed paths at the odd borscht-eating contest.

Cloon: Excellent, most excellent. He bears a most striking resemblance to me, wouldn't you say?

Miss T: Striking really. I'd actually swear it was you dressed in a Russian outfit.

Cloon: Funny. You have quite the imagination Miss Trovsky. Now that you're the new President of the Pink Nose Society and you may change the rules, I'z wondering if I could re-submit my resume for the position of "Treasurer"?

Miss T: Uh, you don't appear to have a pink nose. Now you might have fooled me if before our interview you had just dipped your face into a bowl of borscht...but I guess I'm the one with the good imagination after all...Besides the criteria to belong to the Society has now gotten even tougher...not only must you have a pink nose, but you must also have hairy paws. TIM made this addition to the criteria when he was Acting President.

Cloon: Well you can't blame a guy for trying and trying and trying, can ya?

FELINES DONATE TO THE PINK NOSE SOCIETY IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS AND RECEIVE MISS TROVSKY'S SECRET BORSCHT RECIPE...DO NOT DELAY
CALL 1-800-EAT-BUGS NOW.