**BREAKING NEWS**...AUTHORITIES ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A FUGITIVE KNOWN AS "THE BABY"...Police Spokescat on the scene at a Starbucks Drive Thru in Winnipeg, Manitoba says that a Doy Toy bearing a striking resemblance to "The Baby" had gone thru the Drive Thru just a few hours earlier. Apparently this "customer" had placed an order for 50 "special" coffees, half this and half that, creating a huge backlog in the Drive Thru and a line-up of vehicles winding around the block. After receiving the beverages, the "customer" spun his tires and left the scene. "Feetprints" have been taken from the scene and Authorities are awaiting verification. In the meantime, the public is asked to report any sightings of orange Dog Toys with horns and big feet to 1-800-IAM-ARAT...Rewards of ham bones and catnip are being offered.
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