TUNNEL TUESDAY: ON STRIKE!
Well hello there felines. So I goes to my "tunnel" in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find? My tunnel is on strike! Can you believe it felines? I had to take a second look at the picket sign because I couldn't believe my eyes!
After a full year of making things magically and mysteriously appear every Tuesday...my tunnel decides to take strike action!
I'm a bit besides myself on theese one!
Even Secretary Neytiri had to make sure that she read the sign correctly...Does anyone out there have any suggestions on how I might be able to get my tunnel "working" again? Yikes, I'm going to have to go to my Secret Research Laboratory and do some brain-storming on how to get my tunnel up and running...
Join me next TUESDAY felines for my first attempt to get my "magic tunnel" off strike and working again...
Maybe you should give the tunnel more benefits, like, like... hmm, I don't know! Maybe it would like cat treats and a raise!
ReplyDeleteHow about an Occupy Tunnel movement. After all, your tunnel likes some time to itself I'm sure, so occupy it all the time and it'll probably give you anything you want just to get you to agree to give it some time alone. You and Neytiri could take turns.
ReplyDeleteHope it works.
pawhugs, Max
Heya Clooney,
ReplyDeleteIn some countries, you may get jailed if you go on strike. Threaten the tunnel, jail it and throw the keys in the river. purrr....meow!
Oh dear, I've never heard of a tunnel being on strike before!!! Hopefully things will be all as normal next week ;o)
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Gasp - I'm shocked. I sure hope my tunnel doesn't go on strike. I'll be in big trouble if it does!
ReplyDeleteYou've already had a few good suggestions! We like the occupy the tunnel one. :-)
ReplyDeleteBut we suppose your tunnel does want increased benefits or some such. Huh. Imagine that!
I think you need to consult the tunnel union, maybe call in the arbitration service. This could run and run!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, very distressing!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bummer!!!!!!!!!! We are purring that you will have your tunnel up and running again by next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh My Cod!!! This is very distressing! Me has checked ours and it is as it always is, just laying there doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteDid yous kick it? Mommy always kicks things...
Kisses
Nellie
I was gonna say what Max already said. It's time to #OccupyTunnel. Need some help?
ReplyDeleteYikes. How awful! We hope your first attempt will get your tunnel back on track!
ReplyDeleteI hope that strike doesn't last too long, there are goodies to be had!
ReplyDeleteOh noes! We hope the tunnel comes to its senses soon!
ReplyDeleteI would nicely ask your hooman friends to clean it and let it dry for a while. Then, u can go there again.
ReplyDeleteCement shoes! Threaten those, Clooney.
ReplyDeleteThe donkeys are on their way. They are going to give that tunnel one gigantic Donkey kick and two Donkey kicks should do the trick and get that silly tunnel back to work. It just needs a good whapping. It will be all right by next Tuesday. Take care.
ReplyDeleteI agree, kicking stuff sometimes makes them work again!
ReplyDeleteGulp. We didn't realize tunnels could go on strike!Maybe if you gave it a good shake...
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STRIKE??? Do you know Bugsy and Knuckles ofur at Max The Quilt Cat? Wif those names we think they might know a thing or two about this. MOL!
ReplyDeletehmmm...do you have any non-union tunnels available and willing to cross "magic tunnel's" picket line? threaten job security. We hope you get this sorted, Clooney! Neytiri looks a bit dismayed...
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Why on earth would a tunnel go on strike? I think you should give it a good couple of bites and some kicks just to let it know that this is totally unacceptable. Maybe you can also ask a brigade of furry mice to cross the picket line.
ReplyDeleteOh no, this is just terrible! Your tunnel is one of the most amazing mysteries we know of, and we are so, so sad that it has gone on strike. We sure hope you and Neytiri figure this all out, dear Clooney. Hugs!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Clooney
ReplyDeleteWe hope it's not a union tunnel.
:)
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Oh dear Clooney
ReplyDeleteWe hope it's not a union tunnel.
:)
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Maybe a strip of carpet will get that tunnel open? But don't' get arrested for corruption!
ReplyDeleteHmm, we are wondering why the tunnel is on strike. Does the tunnel need a rest, maybe the tunnel wants to be paid for the time you spend in there. It's a mystery to us. We sure hope ours, which is just like yours doesn't go on strike.
ReplyDeleteOh, my sweet Clooney that is not gonna do...you gotta get that tunnel up and running again. Maybe it just needed a short vacation and will be back running full steam ahead in short order. We sure hope so. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteThat tunnel needs a good run through! That will knock it off its strike!
ReplyDeleteNooooooo! How could your tunnel go on strike and leave you and Neytiri empty-pawed?
ReplyDeleteOh no, what happened to Mr. Tunnel? Your tunnel has been so nice and magical all the time, but the strike now?! It may not be the real tunnel. Maybe the real one is stolen. You gotta check DNA or anything to find out it's YOUR tunnel!
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