January 24, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY

 TUNNEL TUESDAY: THE DIAGNOSIS...

Well hello there felines.  So we left off last week with me making Chicken Noodle Soup for my striking tunnel.  I thought perhaps my tunnel was feeling under the weather, so I decided to see if the chicken noodle soup would get it up and running again.  I sat back and observed...and nothing happened felines!  Can you believe it?  Then I gave my tunnel the full week off  and I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn this Tuesday and my tunnel is still on strike!  So I decides it's time to give my tunnel a full medical work-up and examination. 

There I am above with my stethoscope preparing for the examination...


And here I am in my professional garb about to make my announcement...

 Here it is folks...after performing a complete evaluation on my tunnel I have come up with the Diagnosis...My tunnel has "The Sads"...


Dr. Cloon's Prescription for the tunnel is that is requires..."Cheering Up".  

Join me next TUESDAY felines as I start a therapy program for cheering up my tunnel, getting it off strike and up and running again. 

20 comments:

  1. Hmmm...what about writing to Dr Phil, Cloon? Maybe he can help. Looks like the tunnel has some kind of disorder. purrr....meow!

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  2. Ahh, Clooney, anything we can do to help? A song, werds of inspirashun, mebbe a swift kick in the arse? Holler, if you need us. xoxo

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  3. I wish all strikes could be settled by cheering up!

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  4. Maybe your tunnel needs some Prozac or something!

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  5. I has one one of those tunnels - don't tell me mine is going to get sick too! If it does, M will probably need the Prozac.

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  6. Maybe your tunnels has the winter blahs, Clooney. Our mom always feels worse in the winter, without GREEN leafy plants and trees to look at, and we're not as peppy in the winter, either. So maybe your therapy for your tunnel will help all of us!

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  7. The Sads!? It's probably Carpy Tunnel Syndrome. Not nice! I should give it a tickle :)

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  8. Poor tunnel! I guess it is easy to get the sads in the dreary winter. I suggest kitty cuddles, that always makes me feel better :-)

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  9. That tunnel needs to MAN UP! In the USA being sad isn't considered a reason to miss work. You better look and see if that tunnel is "Hecho en Mexico". Just meowin' Heh heh!

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  10. We guess everything has a sad time sometimes even tunnels. We hope sweet Clooney that your cheering up therapy works and works quickly. You gotta get that tunnel back to work. Hugs and nose kisses

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  11. Poor tunnel. We wonder what made him have the sads? We hope your cheering up therapy works!

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  12. Maybe some tunnel tuna would help!

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  13. Way to go Cloon (oh and we hear there may be an oscar in your future???)
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  14. Hey Dr Clooney!e
    Do yous think your tunnel has SAD? Perhaps it needs more sunlight!
    Kisses
    Nelli

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  15. Oh, no, Mr. Tunnel is suffering from "The Sads!" It is sad to know the tunnel is feeling sad...
    I hope your therapy program will help. And we will be purring for him! Cheer up, Mr. Tunnel!!

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  16. We think a shot of whiskey or a glass of potatoe water or um... maybe an entire bottle of wine might work to cheer Tunnel up.Or maybe sit-ups.You know..some form of exercise. Or some dark chocolate.Pastries.Fried foods.Um.Let's see what else? Vitamins?
    Actually we don't really know what would cheer a Tunnel up.
    Tunnel, all we can offer is our friendship. We hope that will help.

    the critters in The Cottage xo

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  17. If anybuddy can cure the sads, Clooney, you can!!

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  18. Oh, we can't wait to see this. heeheehee

    We know you'll be successful, Dr. Cloon.

    Dr. Buddy

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  19. Oh no, poor tunnel. We will be thinking of things to cheer the tunnel up. Maybe a nice tunnel friend. Take care.

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  20. Oh my cat! We feel bad for your tunnel and all but we can't take our eyes off your stethoscope! Way cool!

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