April 8, 2014



Well hello there felines.  So we left you all with a bit of a cliff-hanger last week when I discovered that my tunnel was missing and that it had vanished into thin air...
Some of the Audience was trying to cheer me up by suggesting it might just be an April Fools'  joke that was pulled on me...

But I am sad to report that it was not.  My tunnel is really gone...
After partaking of some good nip, I had the bright idea to call someone who might just be able to help me find my tunnel...

I looked into my Little Black Book and found the number of "Von Ice Enterprises"...

And I dialed my old friend Mr. L also known as Private Eye Malhaven Leopold Von Ice...
When I called, Private Eye Von Ice was in the middle of his weekly drumming circle and there was quite a ruckus in the background...
I gave him the information that my tunnel had disappeared and asked for his professional investigative advice...

He instructed me to make a list of suspects who had filtered through Headquarters in the past year, gather them all in one room at the same time, sniff them all...
and then go "mental" on them by unleashing my inner "Patrick Jane"...

Here's my list of "The Unusual Suspects":




(She's looking rather shifty there, dontcha think?  She said she was trying to decide on the best angle for her mugshot...)

Stan The World's Smallest Sheep

Varmit The Marmot

My Long-Lost Cousin Cloonski Ogorki

The Elves

Clooney Claus's Deers

The Woofie From Next Door

Ducky's Relatives

"The Baby"

The Smurfs

Pierre Du Port

Now Audience, feel free to leave your ideas and suspicions below in the comments and fasten your seat belts because it's going to be one wild ride...
a wild tunnel chase...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for our new series "Tunnel Chase Tuesday".


  1. I am totally stumped as to who has pinched it. I love that caturday art xxxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. Hmmmm.....that's quite a cast of possible suspects.

    The Florida Furkids

  3. Wow, so many suspects. And they all look guilty!

  4. We don't know who to say as they all look very shifty!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  5. There are so many suspects, all with good motive, we're sure. We don't have any idea!

  6. Oh my heavens! That's a whole lot of suspects! I hope you find your tunnel!

  7. dood !!! thanx for de friez !! they iz grate....next week we will bring sum ham samiches...N speekin oh friez...18 cents anda sack oh em... sayz it wuz either suspect 8) vishuz deer... ore de stoooooooopid rood BURDZ known as quackerz.....

    de deer willna even look AT ewe N de quackerz givin ewe de side wayz stink eye

  8. Clooney we have no idea why anyone would run off with your tunnel. Who has the motive?? We will withhold judgement until more facts are revealed.

  9. Oh that must be really good nip to help you get such bright idea! Private Eye Von Ice is very handsome and looks serious about drumming :-)
    I kind of suspect Ducky...he may be involved in the mischief. But the elves may be very good at this kind of work!
    I look forward to next week's post!

  10. Oh my, I suspect it might of been your humans???

    The cats~

  11. I suspect the Elves because they are famous for making mischief!

  12. I suspect the Elves because they are famous for making mischief!

  13. Wow, that is a lot of suspects, Clooney!

  14. The WOOFIE from next door! That's whodunnit!

  15. With so many suspects it may take some time to find your tunnel.

  16. I say the Smurfs...always hated those little guys lol

  17. Hmmm. We think this just might be a group effort! Why narrow it down to one mere suspect? That Cloonski Ogorki and Ducky's relatives look particularly guilty to us . .. And then what about Pierre Du Port? Who can trust a Pierre?!!

    the critters in the cottage xo

  18. Stan could be the culprit. After all, he's wearing a mask! Then we agree that your foreign relative, Cloonski Ogorki, looks a little shifty. We'll be looking forward to next Tuesday's installment. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  19. Gotta be the elves! They do some strange things during the Christmas off-season!

  20. Who would have the audacity to steal your tunnel? We're baffled!

  21. I'd guess the smurfs - ya can't trust those lil blue guys.

  22. Oh wow! We just HAD to come see what happened in the Tunnel Search this week! And boy are we glad we did. Gosh you got a lot of suspects there. We just don't know. Hey, you don't suppose it was a ............cat burglar? Do you? Oh noes! What if it comes back for one of you guys!?!? Please make sure you lock your doors, Mr. Clooney. And hey, maybe you could hire a body guard or two too, just to be safe.
    This is so exciting! We love this Tunnel Adventure Mystery. Thank you!
    Hugs to everyone!

  23. Oh, that's a lot of suspects. We hope your inner Patrick Jane is up to the job, Clooney. We don't have a clue.

  24. I was going to say it was pretty obvious it was the elves, since the tunnel was right there, but then it was in the Smurf photo too.

    I say the smurfs and the elves joined forces..

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  26. We think it must be between Varmit the Marmot or Cloonski Ogorki! They are looking pretty suspicious!

  27. Oh My! What have I missed? This is terrible!! I do think that Cloonski Ogorki is the culprit though!! Neytiri couldn't look shifty if she tried! ;) This could run an run ... a bit like the tunnel! Hey! Perhaps the tunnel escaped himself!!???

  28. We're thinking Pierre du Port. Maybe he even left some greasy fingerprints as clues after eating those fries! ;)

  29. You forgot Nellie; not that I think she’s a suspect. It’s always the dog who done it.

  30. Sweet Clooney we have no idea who took off with your tunnel, but with all the good help you have hopefully it will be found and brought back very soon. Hugs and nose kisses

  31. OMC !
    SO many suspects you have lined up !
    Me think´s it´s your neighbors dog who took it !


  32. Fur my claws worth Clooney I would say it is Varmit the Marmot or is that Marmot the Varmit or...
    I think the nip did it MOL


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