June 18, 2016

Gotcha Day...SURPRISE!


It's a very special day at Headquarters today..I was starting out with a snooze and then I heard something in the distance...


I crept past Neytiri who was chillaxin' and tried not to disturb her...


There was Baby Marmot whistlin' to me out back of Headquarters...


I went out on the patio to supervise what was about to take place...


Baby Marmot had come to eat pick flowers and assemble a special bouquet...


I observed him get busy with the flower arrangement...


Then I saw another familiar sight...Clooney Claus's Deer were on the scene with a special delivery...


They delivered a  Hello Kitty cake for the special occasion...


SURPRISE!!!

We all organized a SURPRISE party for Neytiri and Ducky complete with flowers and cake...

Happy 6th Gotcha Day to our sweet Neytiri and her compadre Ducky! 

April 2, 2016

CLOONEYLAND OPENING SOON


Well hello there felines...Happy April to everyone!  We have been MIA here at Clooney Credit Canada and all for good reason...I have been busy wearing my CEO hat and doing some shady savvy business deals behind the scenes...  Are you ready for the exciting news?
We have acquired Marmotville in a most exciting business venture!


Some residents at Marmotville are still in disbelief at the news...


And others are mighty curious about what is about to unfold...


I met with the Grand Poohbah himself at Marmotville and struck a deal to acquire Marmotville for 
$1 Million Buckaroos...yeah that's right, you heard me...


Here's the Grand Poobah doing the Happy Dance after our deal!


I will be keeping all the resident marmots on as employees at "Clooneyland"...


News of my exciting new theme park is spreading through the land...


I have been busy putting up signs everywhere...


Uh, it's a good thing the Grand Poobah didn't have his reading glasses handy when he was completing the business deal...

March 5, 2016

A Red Carpet Celebration



Welcome to our 7th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review and a very special Red Carpet Celebration. 


Before our Guest of Honor arrives OTRC, I am introducing two of the nominees for Best Motion Picture...

1) The Martian


This motion picture chronicles a Martian who visits planet Earth in search of Num-Nums...

2) Mad Cloon: Fury in the Morn


This motion picture features a tyrannical feline obsessed with early morning Num-Nums and early morning crazy tactics and antics to awaken his Human...

I have just received confirmation that our Guest of Honor has now arrived...


It is our very own Neytiri who is celebrating her 6th Birthday today!

 
We are surprising her with a special B-Day card from our furriends Timmy Tomcat and Family, thanks so much for the card, Neytiri is tickled pink!

And now for some Oscar highlights... 
Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Charlize Theron for her stunning red Christian Dior gown...

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to Lady Gaga's powerful and moving performance of  her song "Til It Happens to You"...

The last 2 Nominees for Best Motion Picture are:

3) Room


This motion picture features a mysterious feline who has sequestered her Human's bedroom and turned it into a secret research laboratory...


4) Spotlight


This motion picture features the one and only sweet, beauty Neytiri, the girl and Ladycat of the hour, the light of our lives...


And the Oscar goes to...


Spotlight


The spotlight is on her today...

Thank you for joining us for our special Red Carpet Celebration...