April 1, 2020

CLONING BREAKTHROUGH



Hello there Audience!  I'm here with some breaking news from Headquarters...
Having had all this time on my paws during this period of isolation, I've been sequestered in my Secret Research Laboratory.  And I have made an important scientific discovery that will no doubt change history...


News of my "Cloning Breakthrough" hit the press first thing this morn...



That's right folks, I succeeded in cloning Toilet Paper!  Can you believe it, felines?!  No more shortages from now on!  May our Humans rejoice!  

Happy Spring everyone!

15 comments:

  1. LOL Mr. Clooney, great April fools post :-) But it would be really fantastic if you succeed in cloning toilet paper especially in times like this! Stay safe and well xo

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  2. Thanks for sharing. This is just too funny. We only wish that this could happen these days. We hope you are enjoying a great spring so far. Have a wonderful day and hope you are all safe.
    World of Animals

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  3. Clooney is a genius! It looks like three-ply.. good quality stuff! Thanks for the smile! I adore you!

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  4. OMC! Send some rolls our way! You will be rich. Can you clone N95 masks and ventilators too for those on the front lines?

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  5. You're simply brilliant!!! Did you hear that a TP delivery truck in TX crashed and burned?!?!?! Horrific!

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  6. Hooray, there will be many happy tushies now!

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  7. If you figure that out, you will be a zillionaire. XO

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  8. Holy moly, Cloon. That's brilliant!

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  9. OMC THIS IS PURR GENIUS!!! GENIUS!!!! Mom is getting nervous because it appears that people are hoarding paper towels and toilet paper again, she hasn't been able to find it for DAYS. We have some but she wanted to get more before we run out. It's gonna be hard finding it! Stay safe/healthy! Lots of love to all! xoxo

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  10. This is pure genius, just as Cody said! Whew! Thank goodness I found you again!

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  11. Clooney that is the most amazing thing ever! Have you thought about doing the same with treats? It would help the world immensely MOL

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