Hello there Audience! I'm here with some breaking news from Headquarters...
Having had all this time on my paws during this period of isolation, I've been sequestered in my Secret Research Laboratory. And I have made an important scientific discovery that will no doubt change history...
News of my "Cloning Breakthrough" hit the press first thing this morn...
That's right folks, I succeeded in cloning Toilet Paper! Can you believe it, felines?! No more shortages from now on! May our Humans rejoice!
Happy Spring everyone!
