(Cloon's Take on Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs & Ham)
I loves me ham!
I do! I loves it, Cloon-I-am!
And I would eats it from a "tunnel"!
And I would sips it through a funnel!
And I would eats it in my Laboratory...
And I would eats it with such glory!
And I will eats it on the Red Carpet...
And the photos will go to market!
And I would eats it day and night...
Oh yes, oh yes, it is so right!
Oh how I, Oh how I...
Loves Me Ham