PIERRE DU PORT TAKES AMATEUR CATEGORY IN WORLD'S FIRST
Cloon: Hello there Audience. Joining me in-studio is Pierre Du Port. Pierre has returned from his Australian trip and has just finished competing in the World's First Poutine-Eating Championship in Toronto. Welcome back Pierre!
Pierre: Bonjour et merci!
Cloon: So, tell us little buddy, how did the poutine-eating contest go?
Cloon: That's excellent, most excellent! How did you place?
Pierre: Well, I took the amateur category, just as you predicted Cloon.
Cloon: Tell us more...how much poutine did you manage to eat in the allotted time of 10 minutes?
Pierre: I consumed 6 pounds of poutine!
Cloon: Now, theese is most excellent for a dog toy your size!
Pierre: C'est vrai. The organizers of the event were kinda worried about me being so small so I was required to sign a waiver about the potential adverse effects of consuming so many calories in only a few minutes.
Cloon: How did you feel afterwards?
Pierre: Like a million bucks, given the fact that I was without poutine for the 2 months I was "Down Under".
Cloon: Well Congratulations Pierre! Do you have anything else to say in closing?
Pierre: Oui, oui. I'm very pleased that poutine-eating has now become an international sport!
Cloon: Well give the little guy a round of applause Audience and anyone who donates to the Num-Num Fund in the next 48 hours will receive a free e-book authored by Pierre Du Port entitled, "Eat Poutine Like An Amateur"...