Clooney's Num-Num Fund

CLOON HIRES ASSISTANT "CODY" IN THE LAND DOWN UNDER TO SCOUT ANIMALS FOR HIS 'AUSTRALIA ZOO IN CANADA'

Cloon: Well hello there Audience. Happy Ukrainian New Year! (We likes theese one because it gives us procrastinators a couple of extra weeks to gets our resolutions together.) Joining me via skype today from Australia, for a little interview, is my new Assistant Miss Cody. Welcome aboard Miss Cody!

Cody: G'Day Mate!

Cloon: Now tell us a bit about yourself. What are your favorite hobbies?

Cody: I enjoy sunbaking, romantic walks along the beach, days at the spa, barbies, and catching a wave.

Cloon: Excellent, excellent. Sounds about right. Can you teach me to surf?

Cody: I generally avoid teaching "shark biscuits".

Cloon: Bugger. You say that like it's a bad thing.

Cody: You're quite the bloke, Cloon!

Cloon: Well perhaps, we can start with learning 'Strine, shall we?

Cody: Reckon!

Cloon: Now, tell us about the above photo op.

Cody: I was scouting out the region around Coffs Harbour when I came upon a mob of 'roos.

Cloon: This sounds promising. Did they sign the contract?

Cody: They said they don't eat "Num-Nums" and that quote, "It's friggin cold in Canada!'

Cloon: Bugger. I'll has to get back to the drawing board and come up with some better enticements.

Cody: No worries. And about those "squirrels" you're supposed to send over for backyard entertainment...

Cloon: Mr. L is on it. He's arranging for the visas as we speak.

Cody: Beaut!

Cloon: Well thanks a bunch for your time today and we look forward to more updates about the recruitment, in the future. Adios amiga!

Cody: Ta.

Cloon heads into his "Secret Laboratory" to brainstorm the "enticements".