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NEWSBREAK

VON ICE

ENTERPRISES

HIRES NANNY

TO CARE FOR

"THE BABY'S"

SECRET

"LOVE BABIES"...

The interwebs is running amok with scandal...

Unidentified sources have alleged that a Nanny named "Miss Stormy" has been employed by Von Ice Enterprises to care for "The Baby's" secret "Babies" who had been dropped off in a basket at the front door of the Enterprises. Private Eye Von Ice was reportedly first on the scene where he sniffed the basket and its contents and deemed it safe to allow inside his Headquarters. The above photo was snapped by Paparazzi with a telephoto lens. It captures the new Nanny "Miss Stormy" supervising the miniature "Babies". The sources have leaked that a DNA test has in fact confirmed that theese mini-"Babies" are in fact the biological children of Benny "The Baby"(Mr. L's best friend and side-kick). Rumor has it that tequila in Cabo San Lucas may have contributed to theese situation. Apparently, the "Love-Babies" have been named as Limon (the green one), Pinkie (the pink one) and Chip Off The Old Baby (the orange one). "Miss Stormy" will have her paws full as the "Love Babies" are reportedly full of energy, very curious and constantly leaving their basket to get into trouble. Sources also say that Mr. L has agreed to officially adopt the "Love Babies" and become their other parent. (Feline Activists are worried as they report that canines cannot really be trusted with "cat toys".)

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