"STAN THE WORLD'S SMALLEST SHEEP" PARTICIPATES IN JULY 4TH TUG OF WAR CONTEST...
Joining Cloon via webcam is Stan on location in Washington, DC today for American Independence Day.
Cloon: Hola Muchacho!
Stan: Hola Cloon!
Cloon: How have you been little one? It's a long time since you were in-studio for an interview.
Stan: Stardom, has its price, what can I say?
Cloon: So what's been going on in your world?
Stan: I've been on an international tour circuit doing talk shows, mall appearances, country state fairs...
Cloon: Wow, Buddy! Good on ya. Have you cut back on the cerveza?
Stan: Yes, I'm sticking to Perrier now.
Cloon: Do you still eat leaves?
Stan: Of course. That's why I participate in tug of wars. The winner gets the leaves to eat.
Cloon: Is it crazy down there with the July 4th festivities?
Stan: You betcha. Theese ones know how to party!
Cloon: Well, nice talking with you little buddy. Good luck with the contests and enjoy the Fireworks tonite, I hear they're sensational.
Stan: Thanks Cloon. Yes, I'm a special guest of the President's this evening. I've got a prime spot to view the pyrotechnics from.
Cloon: Can you slip the President a flyer on the Clooneymobile please?
Stan: Will do Cloon, will do.
HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OUR AMERICAN FELINE FRIENDS!