"The Baby" arrives at "The Albuquerque Sunport" at 11:13 PM Thursday, March 26, 2009 to meet Cloon's Air Canada flight. But alas...no Cloon. "The Baby" proceeds to the baggage claim to take an even closer look... Again, Cloon is nowhere in sight. "The Baby" borrows the cell phone of another unsuspecting Good Samaritan and places a long distance call to "Headquarters" to track Cloon down.
"Girlfriend": Clooney Credit Canada, Acting CEO "Girlfriend" speaking, how may I direct your call?
"The Baby": Buenas noches. This is "The Baby". There appears to be a bit of a glitch. I've fulfilled my part of the agreement to pick Cloon up in Albuquerque, but he's MIA. Can you let me know what's going on?
"Girlfriend": "Baby" haven't you heard, there's an epic snow storm in Denver and all the flights going through there have been cancelled. Cloon has made the first leg of his journey and is at an undisclosed location in Canada. He will be re-routed through Salt Lake City tomorrow. Please pick him up in Albuquerque at 6:24PM.
"The Baby": Okey-dokey smokey.
"Girlfriend": In the meantime, can I interest you in donating to the Num-Num Fund? We would like to collect enough funds to adopt a Yak from Tibet.
"The Baby": I'm a bit short on cash until Mr. L and I take our Elvis impersonations on the road.
"Girlfriend": Well, do consider donating at a future date as it is a very worthy cause.
"The Baby": Affirmative.
**AUDIENCE: TUNE IN FOR THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF CLOON AND "THE BABY"...