February 19, 2009
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE WANNABE...
Hello, hello, hello everyone! How many Twilight fans are out there in the audience? Let's have a show of fangs. Good good, a few I see. Now, are you "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob"? If you happen to be "Team Jacob" perhaps you should skip over to another blog because we are all about Edward here at Clooney Credit Canada. Yep, my main man Edward Cullen is my hero. Of all the vampires in history, he is definitely the coolest. My Human is also a fan of Edward and, rumor has it, my "favorite little person" at Von Ice Enterprises has a crush on him as well. Are you ready folks? Drumroll please..
TOP 10 LIST OF SIMILARITIES BETWEEN CLOON AND EDWARD CULLEN:
10) We both have fangs (see picture above).
9) We both can jump quite high.
8) We both like trees.
7) We're both articulate and well spoken.
6) We both can play the piano (ok I'm lying about theese one).
5) We both mesmerize the ladies with our "liquid topaz" eyes.
4) We both watch humans while they sleep.
3) We both sparkle in the sunlight.
2) We both are on a "special diet" (for me it's num-nums).
and the NUMBER 1 SIMILARITY BETWEEN ME AND EDWARD IS...
1) We both drive only the best sports cars (for me it's the Clooneymobile).
In closing, Twilight fans and Audience members, may I just say "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU(R DONATIONS)"...