THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUSICHEADQUARTERS PRESENTS: MARIA von TROVSKY
Cloon: Hello Audience, I has exciting news for you! Any Sound of Music Fans out there?
(All hands and paws in the studio-Audience are raised and there is a buzz of excitement...Cloon pounds his little paw for "Order in the Court"...)
Fresh off the Oprah show, "Maria von Trovsky" joins us at Headquarters for a special "Sound of Music" performance. Welcome Maria!
MvT: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens"...
Cloon: I can see you'z raring to go with your musical performance! How is your whirlwind publicity tour across North America going?
MvT: Superb! I didn't realize there were so many felines that love the Sound of Music!
Cloon: "Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things"...
MvT: That's the spirit! Are packages and strings really some of your favorite things?
Cloon: They are in fact. Any "package" could potentially contain Num-Nums and string...well that's another story...I'z crazy about string...really crazy!
MvT: "Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. These are a few of my favorite things"...
Cloon: My turn...do you really likes doorbells and schnitzel?
MvT: I like "noisy" things and doorbells fit into that category. As far as schnitzel goes...I've never tasted it but I love the smell of human food...
Cloon: I think we would both agree that "wild geese that fly" is a favorite thing of ours...
MvT: Exactamundo. Now that I've officially "warmed up" my voice, I need to have a sound check done on my equipment please.
Cloon: No problem. (Cloon saunters over to the mike). "Ahem, testing 1, 2, 3"...
(Again the Audience is abuzz with excitement)
"Without further ado...Introducing Maria von Trovsky on her Sound of Music tour"...
MvT: "My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds"...
