October 29, 2010


THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
HEADQUARTERS PRESENTS: MARIA von TROVSKY
Cloon: Hello Audience, I has exciting news for you! Any Sound of Music Fans out there?
(All hands and paws in the studio-Audience are raised and there is a buzz of excitement...Cloon pounds his little paw for "Order in the Court"...)
Fresh off the Oprah show, "Maria von Trovsky" joins us at Headquarters for a special "Sound of Music" performance. Welcome Maria!
MvT: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens"...
Cloon: I can see you'z raring to go with your musical performance! How is your whirlwind publicity tour across North America going?
MvT: Superb! I didn't realize there were so many felines that love the Sound of Music!
Cloon: "Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things"...
MvT: That's the spirit! Are packages and strings really some of your favorite things?
Cloon: They are in fact. Any "package" could potentially contain Num-Nums and string...well that's another story...I'z crazy about string...really crazy!
MvT: "Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. These are a few of my favorite things"...
Cloon: My turn...do you really likes doorbells and schnitzel?
MvT: I like "noisy" things and doorbells fit into that category. As far as schnitzel goes...I've never tasted it but I love the smell of human food...
Cloon: I think we would both agree that "wild geese that fly" is a favorite thing of ours...
MvT: Exactamundo. Now that I've officially "warmed up" my voice, I need to have a sound check done on my equipment please.
Cloon: No problem. (Cloon saunters over to the mike). "Ahem, testing 1, 2, 3"...
(Again the Audience is abuzz with excitement)
"Without further ado...Introducing Maria von Trovsky on her Sound of Music tour"...
MvT: "My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds"...

6 comments:

  1. Greetings Cloon,

    Dad's just shaking his head and have a big smile on his face and he wants me to tell you, how do you come up with these brilliant idea. There just to good.

    Happy trick or treat,
    Miss Kitty and Egmont (dad)

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  2. Hello again Cloon,
    That was an inspiring interview with that diva person - she does go on a bit doesn't she? Sorry we have just thought you may be her biggest fan so if so ooops sorry!
    If we don't hear from you again we will understand why.
    Paws crossed we are still your friends - Hannah and Lucy

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  3. Hmmm, I am going to tell my Mommeh,
    when the Daisy bites, she should just remember a her favorite things and then she won't feel so sad.

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  4. That was so cool!!! I hope your Halloween is a happy one!

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