April 5, 2011


Cloon:  Well hello there Audience.  Joining me in-studio today is "Ducky" who is going to be participating in a pilot project with me and also has a special announcement to make.  Welcome "Ducky".

"Ducky":  Arrr, Clooney...have you ever been to sea Cloon?...

Cloon:  Uh, no I can't say I have, little buddy...What's goin' on with the eye patch?

"Ducky":  I seem to have lost one of me eyeballs...

Cloon:  Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?

"Ducky:  Me beauty Neytiri gave me the bitey like a good ol'swashbuckler and one of me eyes has gone missing...

Cloon:  "Ducky", why didn't you let us know sooner?  Theese is very serious.  We needs to perform an operation on ya.

"Ducky":  Shiver me timbers!  I have a wee bit of a fear of medical procedures and well, I kinda thinks me eye patch gives me character...

Cloon:  It is kinda buck, I must say...Now let's get back to the matter at hand, shall we?  I'z been logging very long hours in my Secret Research Laboratory working on a carpentry project.  I have built a replica of myself (aka a gray feline) and turned it into a bird feeder.  I have advertised the fact that there is "free bird seed" available on the side of my woodwork creation.  I have decided to run a pilot project with dear old "Ducky" to see if we can attract and meet birdies in the neighbourhood.  I thought that having "Ducky" as part of theese project would be good because he is from the "bird family" and the birdies may like to see a familiar face.  "Ducky", me and my woodwork creation will all sit curbside and see if we can make any new "friends".

Here are a few more pictures of my woodwork creation up close.  And of course, here is a close-up of "Pirate Ducky". 

Cloon:  "Ducky" also is here today to make a special announcement.  Go ahead matey...
"Ducky":  I realize it is a bit after the fact but our typist has been a bit "indisposed" and has a backlog of our stories to get out...So without further ado, I must announce that I won a prize in Brian's St. Patrick's Day Contest and below is my award and the picture that I submitted for the category:

Cloon:  Congrats on that matey!  (Audience, "Ducky" thinks that he won the prize and he has been so excited about it that we didn't have the heart to tell him that it was actually Neytiri who won the contest...)  And you may have taken 1st if you had the "pirate look" goin' on back then...

Well that's a wrap folks!  Wish me luck with my "pilot project"...


  1. A cat operating on a duck? now that sounds suspicious!

  2. Hmmm....are you trying to entice some birdies and then.....pounce! Don't mind if I join you. Sounds like fun. har har har *evil laughs*


  3. Your Monday post is only showing up now, not sure why!

    Hmm, we'll be very interested to see whether you get lots of birdies to that feeder. We think we'd like to join you in "monitoring" this study.

    -Fuzzy Tales

  4. wow, Cloon, you sure are good with your paws! i hope your project succeeds. :) i'm really sorry to hear about "Ducky's" eye, though. :(

    oh, and by the way. your expressions in the first two photos? AWESOME.

  5. Cloon, we think your expiriment will be a success! Now to get the birdies INSIDE the house...

    We like Duckie's new look. He looks like the "Most Interesting Duck in the World" to us.

  6. That's a pretty cute little duckie you have there pal.


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