** We are running our post from last year in honour of TIM, a special friend to us, who passed into kitty heaven a few months back... T.I.M.'S TOP TIPS FOR "TURKEY TUMMY"
Cloon: Hello Audience, joining us via webcam is "Sri Guru T.I.M.". Welcome Holy One! Long time no see. Have you been on a mountain top somewhere?
T.I.M:
Cloon: "Sri Guru T.I.M." has mouthed a "silent meow".
The Audience is abuzz with astonishment. Cloon pounds his little paw for "order in the court".
The Audience is abuzz with astonishment. Cloon pounds his little paw for "order in the court".
Cloon: Thanks for coming forth today with some very important and timely information for the public. Now, before we get into that, did you hit the stores for any Boxing Day specials?
T.I.M: I did indeed. I lined up at sunrise at my favorite pet store for some excellent deals on Num-Nums.
Cloon: Well done! Now on with the subject matter at hand. What exactly is "turkey tummy"?
T.I.M: "Turkey tummy" is when you eats too much turkey and your tummy feels real full.
Cloon: Yes, theese is certainly a common problem at this time of the year. What can be done about this condition?
T.I.M: That's where my top tips for "turkey tummy" come into play.
Cloon: Excellent, excellent. Share with us more, will ya?
T.I.M: Well basically, it's very simple. You stretch out somewhere (see above photo) and don't move.
Cloon: What excellent advice! "Sri Guru T.I.M." is a very wise one! Any other bones you can throw us?
T.I.M: Now listen very closely Audience, this is the most important part. Once you are in "position", you must use your third eye to send some healing energy to your tummy to helps the digestion process. Are you with me so far?
(The Audience is oohing and ahhing...)
(The Audience is oohing and ahhing...)
Cloon: Silence! Can you be more specific about theese exact process?
T.I.M: I'm afraid not. It's a trade secret and I'm not able to divulge the specifics. However, for "today only" the public may call in to
1-800-TIM-GURU and receive the Boxing Day Special of 50% off my regular "Third Eye" energy healing rates. I also accept payment in Num-Nums.
1-800-TIM-GURU and receive the Boxing Day Special of 50% off my regular "Third Eye" energy healing rates. I also accept payment in Num-Nums.
Cloon: You heard the man! Thank you to Esteemed Feline "Sri Guru T.I.M." for sharing this most timely information with us.
The lines are now open...
Beautiful Tribute !
ReplyDeleteIf Tim can hear you, he will be very happy to have you as a good friend.
Deep Purrs
Puddy
TIM was a wise Cat! We bet he's whisker-smiling wide up at the Bridge to read your tribute.
ReplyDeleteUm, is it possible to have "Turkey Tummy" from other delishus meats? Like Ham?
We think Tim was a mighty fine mancat!!!
ReplyDeleteTim was definitely a very wise mancat :).
ReplyDeletePip, smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie
Wowee....mighty wise he was. One day, we'll all get to meet Sri Guru TIM at the Rainbow Bridge. purrrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteThat was such a wonderful tribute!
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful tribute to your friend, and such a beautiful boy.
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