CATMAS EVE WITH CLOONEY CLAUS

Well hello there Audience!  Welcome to the behind-the-scenes footage as Clooney Claus does his final preparations at Headquarters.  Here is me posing in the "classy" suit that showed up in my tunnel theese Tuesday...It is cosy so it will keep me warm wherever there is snow and colder weather, of course so will a few "catnip toddies"...

Oh, what's this I hear?  There is a bit of a ruckus going on...My deers have arrived on the scene to pull the sled of Clooney Claus...

Yikes, theese ones are chomping at the bit, so to speak...they are really anxious to get the night started and to see Joe the donkey...haytinis have been promised...

(Psst...don't worry felines...my Human may pay for theese one...nothing like a nose bite in the wee hours of the morn...)

Tada!....Introducing the one-and-only...Clooney Claus in his complete suit!  Now felines, I have taken all your requests very seriously and noted each and every one!  Goodies, treats, Num-Nums, catnip mice, etc. etc. will be delivered to naughty and nice kitties theese Catmas Eve!  So be watching for Clooney Claus and his deers...and have a very MERRY CATMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! AN UPDATE FROM CLOONEY CLAUS...

Hello there felines! Ol' Clooney Claus is very tired (and full) from his extremely busy evening. With the help of my elves, I visited many feline households last night. My sleigh finally pulled in to "Squirrel Sanctuary" in the wee hours of the morn for some much-needed rest, relaxation, squirrel and birdwatching. My last household visit was Von Ice Enterprises. TIM was delivered his secret Clooney Claus wishes of unlimited Num-Nums for the following year, the 24 hour Hockey Central TV Station, and tickets to all this season's Oilers games including a VIP locker room pass. Mr. L received a truck-load of squirrels relocated to his backyard and his secret Clooney Claus wish of a dream date with Pamela Anderson. He will be whisked away by private jet to spend a day with his dream girl in Hollywood. "The Baby" received his secret Clooney Claus wish of a two week all-inclusive trip to a 5 star resort in Cabo San Lucas with unlimited tequila and foot massages. I want to thank all felines for the generous portions of Num-Nums that were left out for Clooney Claus last night. Back on the home front, Pierre Du Port was given the book "Cowboys For Dummies" for all his hard work at Headquarters and received his secret Clooney Claus wish of a walk-on role in a Cowboy and Western movie, to be filmed in the Australian Outback in the spring of 2010. And yours truly received hefty contributions to my Num-Nums fund. Theese one was a good one!

Well felines, have a good one! Remember not to eat tinsel or poinsettias. Of course, don't be shy to ask your Human for an extra portion of Num-Nums today...Ho, ho, ho!!!