Clooney's Num-Num Fund: 2020

July 14, 2020

A ROYAL AFFAIR

*I'm too sexy for my furs*

Well hello there Audience! Welcome to my Birthday! And not just any ol' Birthday...my Royal one where I turned 14 on the 14th!!!

*Theese guy is obsessed with me*

My day started with a tap on the window and there was the Woofie From Next Door delivering some special Birthday wishes...

*Waiting for the KFC Delivery Guy*

Then Neytiri and I partook of some prime bird watchin'...

*I'm WAY too sexy for my furs*

And prime loafin'...

...around on the catio...

All in all, it was a Royal Affair!

April 3, 2020

Caturday Art

"When you don't know what else to do and things are strangely bizarre, why not ask the Universe to show you something beautiful today?"

- Dain Heer

May you witness some beauty daily. Happy Caturday!

We are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.

March 31, 2020

CLONING BREAKTHROUGH

Hello there Audience! I'm here with some breaking news from Headquarters...

Having had all this time on my paws during this period of isolation, I've been sequestered in my Secret Research Laboratory. And I have made an important scientific discovery that will no doubt change history...

News of my "Cloning Breakthrough" hit the press first thing this morn...

That's right folks, I succeeded in cloning Toilet Paper! Can you believe it, felines?! No more shortages from now on! May our Humans rejoice!

Happy Spring everyone!

March 28, 2020

Sunday Selfies

What up? Wishing you a dreamy Sunday!

We are joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop

with our furriends at The Cat On My Head.

Caturday Art

"All I can tell you is that once you see the magic in little things, you'll be fine, because magic knows exactly when that happens & it'll never leave you alone after that."

- Brian Andreas

Our Human had gathered some pussy willows on a Spring walk in nature a week ago. Pussy willows are a favorite thing of hers and remind her of childhood. They are little signs of magic for her during this time. We hope you all find your own signs and sources of magic and wonder during uncertainty. We hold you all in our highest thoughts..may you be safe and healthy.

We are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.

March 5, 2020

THANKFUL FOR PURR-FECT 10's

Neytiri began her special day with a card from Timmy Tomcat and Family...Thank you dear furriends!

Then Ducky told her not to peek while he presented her with a Birthday gift honoring their 10 years as Besties...

The art is based on my Human's favorite picture of Neytiri and Ducky which was the very first picture taken of the two of them together the day they met, 10 years ago.

Neytiri is over-the-moon about her special gift! For any Felines interested in a Caticature and being captured in a
purr-sonal work of art, Ducky says you can enquire at: https://www.caricaturesbymonte.com

We think they are
"Purr-fect 10's" and in celebration of our Birthday girl, who we are so thankful for, we are joining our friends on the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop at Brian's Home
Thank you Neytiri and Ducky for lighting up our lives these precious past 10 years!

February 29, 2020

A LEAP BACK

Hello there Audience, it's me Cloon here on this most auspicious day of February 29 to take you on a magical leap back into the month of February to catch you up on what transpired here at Headquarters...

At the beginning of the month, Neytiri and I were awakened from our snooze-a-palooza by some whistlin' in the distance...

We were surprised to find Varmit the Marmot surfacing and trying to get our attention at o-dark-thirty. It just so happened to be Groundhog Day and since he had been on strike for the last two years from his Annual Groundhog Day Report and his 5 year Groundhog contract was up for renewal, we weren't sure what his angle was.

As it turns out, he had been spying on Neytiri baking up a storm in preparation for our Oscars party and demanded some cupcakes in order to deliver this year's Groundhog Day Report. Once he had sampled a few, he announced his early Spring prediction for British Columbia! Varmit was not alone in his early Spring Prediction...as you already know, famous Groundhogs
Punxsutawney Phil and Wiarton Willie DID NOT see their shadows and predicted an early Spring for Pennsylvania and Ontario!

Unfortunately, Nova Scotia’s Shubenacadie Sam DID see his shadow and predicted 6 more weeks of winter for Eastern Canada.

Taking us a bit later into the month, I hosted our Oscars review right from my brand new office chair wearing my office caj. (*Note how my interior decorator chose to compliment my furs*)

Getting right underway...here was my presentation of Best Motion Picture...

In the Best Motion Picture Category...the 3 Nominees:

1) Joker

This motion picture features a failed stand-up comedian duck whose descent into mini-mugs of ale have gotten him into trouble, trouble and more trouble.

2) Once Upon A Time In ~~Hollywood~~ Clooneyland

The film follows the celebricat George Clooney and his stunt double Mini-Cloon, as they navigate the crazy world of magic cat tunnels, marmots, maracas and the ever-changing schemes for Num-Nums and dinero.

3) Parasite

This motion picture follows a free-rider/hanger-on who infiltrates the Headquarters of a CEO, charming his way in through flattery and false qualifications and exploiting the hospitality of his host.

And the Oscar goes to...

Parasite!

And we wrap up our month by joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop

with our furriends at The Cat On My Head.

January 25, 2020

Sunday Selfies Surprise

Hear ye, hear ye Audience! Read all about it! Neytiri here with a few big announcements...

Firstly, since it is the Chinese New Year, we want to wish you all a 2020 filled with Joy, Vitality and Abundance (and lots of ~~rats~~ mousies)!

And most importantly, I wanted to include you all in a Belated Lucky 13 Gotcha Celebration for Clooney. This Tuesday, January 21 was his 13th Gotcha Day and Ducky and I decided to splurge on a surprise gift for him. Using the corporate credit card, we commissioned a "Caticature" from a Famous Artiste.