Hello there Audience! Welcome to our 6th Annual Groundhog Day Report with Stan Sagrado The World's Smallest Sheep! Now before we get under way, we have a bit of business to attend to from yesterday...Super Bowl Sunday...
Neytiri was cheering for #TeamCat and Ducky, bless him, was on #TeamDuck...
Now we had to break it to the little guy that there was no #TeamDuck...
He then decided to root for the Seattle Seahawks to keep it in the fam...
We were getting ready to watch the Super Bowl when we heard this tap, tap, tapping at our front door...
We looked out to see Ducky's relatives on our front mat...
We couldn't believes it! Aren't ducks supposed to be in Meh-he-Co at this time of the year?
Apparently, they had heard that some "birds" made it all the way to the football finals and decided they needed to watch the game...Since we happened to be having a snowstorm and this was their first experience with snow ever, they wanted inside pronto to warm up...
Anyhoo, we all settled in to watch the Super Bowl together but sadly our team the Seahawks did NOT win...Ducky's relatives were disappointed and dealt by eating copious amounts of popcorn and taking a dip in our swimming pool big bathtub...
Now on to the matter at paw...The Annual Groundhog Day Report with our buddy Stan...Stan is also braving the snow to bring us the most up-to-date information from all the professional Groundhogs out there...
Cloon: Hola Stan!
Stan: Hola Amigo!
Cloon: For those of the Audience who aren't familiar with Stan, his native language is Spanish. Now Stan, we are anxious to hear the scoop on all the famous Groundhogs and their predictions...
Stan: Well, Pennsylvania’s Punxsutawney Phil DID see his shadow and predicts 6 more weeks of winter. Ontario’s Wiarton Willie was woken from hibernation with lettuce this year and given cauliflower to appease the little guy, apparently he is usually grumpy when he gets woken up every year...at least he gets fresh fruits and veggies NOT dog food like Phil! I think the fresh lettuce gave him a crisp state of mind and he did NOT see his shadow, thereby predicting an early Spring for Ontario!
Nova Scotia’s
Shubenacadie Sam DID see his shadow and predicts more winter for Eastern Canada. Staten Island Chuck did NOT see his shadow
and predicts an early Spring!
General Beauregard Lee in Atlanta did NOT see his shadow and
predicts an early Spring!
Cloon: Muchas gracias, Stan! Stan will be spending time with us as our guest here at Headquarters drinking cerveza eating leaves and hanging out...
And last up is our own purrsonal Groundhog "Varmit the BC Marmot"...He came out of hibernation for 5 minutes to give his report...
By Marmot, I'm right on theese one! Varmit is doing the happy dance announcing that he did NOT see his shadow this morning and hence he predicts an early Spring for Western Canada!
Remember folks, a little alot of Num-Nums goes a long way!
So, Audience, did your local Groundhog do you right?