February 23, 2015

On The Red Carpet: Cloon's Oscar Review

Hello there Audience and welcome to our 6th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review. 
 Did you all enjoy watching the Oscars this year?  We thought that Neil Patrick Harris did a good job as a host and found him to be cool as a cucumber given that it is a big gig to pull off... 
Now, we shall get right underway with our presentation of Best Motion Picture...

In the Best Motion Picture Category...the 3 Nominees are:

 1)  The Imitation Game

  This motion picture features two felines who "imitate" and emulate each other's every move and pose in attempt to win gold for "Synchronized Bird-Watching"...

 2)  American Sniper Canadian Biter

  This motion picture features a Canuck cat who repeatedly puts the nose bitey on his Human in the wee hours of the morn...just because he can...

And the Oscar goes to...

3)  Birdman Duckman

This motion picture features a well-licked, well-batted cat toy duck who thinks he's real and takes part in preposterous storylines...

And now for some Oscar's Highlights... 


Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Rosamund Pike for her beautiful red Givenchy dress..
Ducky's "You're Busting My Chops" Award goes to Sean Penn's controversial green card comment upon his presenting the Oscar for best motion picture...

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to the purrformance of the song "Glory" by John Legend and Common from the film Selma   

 And that's all folks!  Thanks for joining us OTRC!
*We will see you on Caturday for the Caturday Art Blog Hop 
and Tunnel Tuesday will return on March 3, 2015*


  1. Great recap! We didn't watch the Oscars (my human has been wrangling with an ePub file), and with this blog post, I can see we didn't have to - all the most important stuff, you covered!

  2. Rats! We were hoping Canadian Biter would win!

    ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

  3. We like your review better than the real show! :)

  4. We would much rather have you two do the awards than watch the actual show. Canadian Biter... MOL!

  5. Ohh I like NPH. I didn't watch Oscar, but bet he was great. I really, really want to go see those three movies. They all sound fantastic! Especially Duckman...story about a toy who is well-licked, well-batted. Hahahaha. Must be a hilarious movie!

  6. Fantastic review, Cloon! Neil Patrick Harris was good and all, but with your charisma and charm and humor ... we think YOU would be the best host of all.

    Hugs to you, Neytiri and Mom!

  7. dood & tiri...grate job ree portin what wented on at de oscars...manee thanx coz we iz knot a loud ta watch tee vee, leeve de yard or eat squirrel ...frank lee we think mewvie two shulda taked home de trofee coz de otherz did use de B werd a bunch .....oh well, may bee next yeer huh !! ♥♥♥ happee week a head ~~~

  8. What a fine recap! Neytiri you have the most beautiful, amazing eyes.

  9. Bravo Cloon! We like your coverage the best!

  10. Great review Clooney. I think Canadian Biter should have won.

  11. As always Clooney you and Neytiri look gawjus. We went to a kupple pawties to celebwate thiis Oscar, but we didn't watch any videos taken. We wuz too busy twyin' to look bootyful. :)

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

  12. You look great in a tux!! I think the award should have gone to Canadian Biter :)

  13. Clooney! Yous, Neyteri and your Mommy is DEAD ON!
    Wes thought it was kind of boring this year too. Doogie Howzer was not the bestest host.

  14. Canadian Biter... I SO wish I had seen that one. Heard it's excellent.


  15. MOL! Love your Oscar nominees. We think "Best Dressed" should have gone to Neytiri though...

  16. We're MOL @ Canadian Biter. Did you know that Allie does the same thing????

    The Florida Furkids

  17. I'm glad I didn't see the original as yours was far better, Cloon!! AND funnier MOL

  18. Wow Clooney, what big chompers you have! Concats to all the winners. We think your selections were inspired. More kisses to Clooney from he knows who. XOCK Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  19. Mowzers - it's a good thing we dropped by because our mom was on a shoot, filming all night long (she fell into bed at 6 AM!!!!) and so we missed it ALL.

  20. We didn’t watch it but will look for “Glory” on YouTube. We thought Lady Gaga was pawsome doing “The Sound of Music."


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