March 5, 2014

On The Red Carpet: A Very Special Edition


Hello there Audience and welcome to our 5th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review.  Tonight is a very special Edition and you'll see why later...

I'll be hosting the event this evening and here I am watching and waiting for my Co-Host to arrive...

(Photo: Source Unknown)

Has anyone seen theese guy?  He's late on the scene and the Audience is starting to get antsy...I guess I'm going to have to carry this all on my own...Let's get the show on the road, shall we?

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to Ellen ordering pizza for the Audience!  
Ducky's "You're Busting My Chops" Award goes to Jamie Foxx's Slo' Mo' Dance during presenting...
Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Sandra Bullock (we loves our Sandy here at Headquarters)...


And now for the Oscar for Best Motion Picture...

In the Best Motion Picture Category...the 3 Nominees are:


1)  The Wolf Cat of Wall Street


This motion picture features a crafty feline CEO who will stop at nothing to market and sell a non-existent automobile Clooneymobile...

CEO: "Hey Director, how's the lighting in theese scene?"


CEO: "How 'bout now?"



2)  Captain Phillips Cloon

(Photo: Source Unknown)

This motion picture features Captain Cloon...

Captain Cloon: "Hey Director, wait a minute...you got the wrong "Cloon"!"  That's where my Co-Host went...that sneaky guy...


Captain Cloon: "Whew!  That's more like it."

Let's start again, shall we?  This motion picture features Captain Cloon whose ship is captured by a mutant rogue Pirate...


Captain Cloon must face-off against the Dread Pirate "Deck Swab Ducky"...


3)  Her


This motion picture features the love story between a Human with a broken heart and the sweet beauty Neytiri who helped to heal her...

And the Oscar goes to...

Her


Accepting the Oscar is our very own Neytiri 
who turns 4 today!  

Happy Birthday Neytiri! 

You are the Cat's Meow! 

And that's all folks!  Thanks for joining us OTRC!

35 comments:

  1. Oh this is so cute! Purrs from a fellow expat Canuck.

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  2. Oooo that's the one that I would pick too... I think she needs a SMOOCHIE for winning!

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  3. Happy Birthday, Neytiri! You looked drop dead gorgeous at the awards :)

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  4. Happy birthday, Neytiri, and concatulations on your Oscar win!!

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  5. Happy birthday, Neytiri! You definitely deserve your Oscar! We hope you have a wonderful day. :-)

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  6. Happy birthday Neytiri! Such a lovely girl!
    And Cloony, you're the best oscar host ever!

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  7. Oh Neytiri, those are such great pictures of you. A very Happy Birthday to you. Hope you have a fantastic day. Take care.

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  8. Oh Cloon! You crack us up. And yes...Neytiri is a winner in our book! Happy Birthday to her!!

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  9. Happy birthday, Neytiri! You're always a winner with us. (And this whole post made the head peep MOL. Love the tux, Cloon!)

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  10. Happy birthday, Neytiri! I love coming over here and having no idea what's coming next. Amazing. - Crepes.

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  11. We love this! Too cute. :)

    Happy Birthday, Neytiri!!

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  12. Clap, clap, clap, clap. Encore, encore. You deserve the Acatemy Award, Neytirk. And a very Happy Birthday to you!

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  13. I enjoyed the red carpet show a lot!! You look super handsome in the tux, Mr. Clooney!
    I haven't watched these movies yet. Gotta go see them! "Her" sounds such a sweet and lovely movie. Congratulations to Neytiri for the Oscar! And very happy birthday. I wish you a wonderful day today xoxo

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  14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEYTIRI!

    May your day be filled with love & cuddles and treats & nip. Lots & LOTS of the nip!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  15. neytiri....my stars girl you look FABulous with that rock as an ensemble...I hope your birthday is most magnificent, I hope you get a trip to the jewelry store, shopping mall, pet store, bank, ATM machine, your own purrsonal masterCAT card with a 900,000 $ spending spree, a spa day, 95 new tiara's and you enjoy your day and have fun....hugs girl from dai$y =^..*= and the boys who said to tell clooney...dood...ewe look better in yur tux than de other cloon doez !!

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  16. Oh those blue blue eyes... is that her as a kitten on the pink bed? sigh....
    Happy Birthday, gorgeous Neytiri

    xxoo
    Tommie, Mickey Mouser and Maggie

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  17. Happy Birthday Neytiri. Just beautiful.
    Sue B

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  18. What a fabulous aCATademy award winning post! Happy Birthday Miss Neytiri. YOU with the stunning blue eyes. Many many more and may all your wishes come true.

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  19. Happy birthday, beautiful Neytiri. You totally deserved to win, sweet girl. :)

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  20. Happy Birthday Neyteri! Glad you won the award; though, we got to say Kitty Cloon looks so handsome in his tux, the girl-cats among us wish he'd been up for an award. We give him the handsome man-cat of the year award. Hope your birthday is super pwasome, Neyteri, with lots of treats and new toys. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  21. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EXQUISITE Neytiri!!!!!! Hoping your day is as special as you are!
    BTW...where WAS Clooney at the Oscars? Your Clooney looks quite handsome in his Tux!

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  22. How very wonderful!! Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday beautiful Neytiri!

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  23. Of course HER would win! How could HER not?!! Happy , happy birthday sweet, beautiful Neytiri! We all send you kisses and birthday hugs galore!

    your true blue pals,

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  24. We all agree with this award! But, we'd add another that would go to each of you, For Just Being Super Great :-)

    Hugs!

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  25. Oh youz soooooo bootiful and a BIG Happy Birthday :) Kizzez xxxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  26. Happy Happy Birthday Neytiri. I voted for your film and I’m glad it won.

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  27. Please drop by our Thankful Thursday post. We have an award waiting for you there. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. What a day for Neytiri ... an Oscar and a Birthday!
    Happy, happy purrty girl.
    (GC never did show up, did he?)

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  29. The husband was watching Batman and Robin last night and I thought of you. Thought maybe you could play Catwoman...

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  30. Oh! Oh! Mes has missed a furry impawtant day! Mes is going to sing the Belated Birthday Song!!!
    *•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
    ¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday Dear Neytiri!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    Kisses
    Nellie
    Mommy is so going to be fired! How DARE she take a hiatus and miss such a impawtant cat's Birthday!

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  31. I am so sorry for missing your birthday Neytiri. Belated Happy Birthday to you.

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