December 16, 2013

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: HOLIDAY GIFTIES  - "Rent-An-Elf"

Well hello there Audience.  Welcome to our last and final week of Holiday Gifties and this week is a special edition where we shall give you felines a great idea for the hard-to-shop for Human on your list.  Oh theese one is a good one!
It is..."Rent-An-Elf"!


Now felines, you can rent one Elf or you can rent all four Elves to help out your Human depending on how busy they are and how much assistance they need for Christmas and the holidays.  Theese Elves are available by the hour, day or week.  Neytiri is checking out the Elves and has asked them to assist her in dusting Headquarters and to help her finish her Christmas baking.  I, The Cloon, have asked the Elves to go out shopping for Num-Nums for me!  Just think felines...theese Elves can assist your Human in buying Christmas pressies for you!  They can go out to PetSmart and get treats, catnip, stinky goodness and other goodies to fill up your Christmas stockings! 


We give the "Rent-An-Elf" an 8 out of 8 paw rating! This pressie is guaranteed to get the job done in time for Christmas! (And if you sprinkle the Elves with a bit of nip, they are also really good to put the bitey on!)


Join us next TUESDAY felines on Christmas Eve when ol' Clooney Claus sets out on his deliveries to all felines naughty and nice. 
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24 comments:

  1. Julia WilliamsDecember 16, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    MOL!! I'll rent all four elves as long as they are affordable. :-)

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comDecember 17, 2013 at 1:49 AM

    Can these elves organize my human's office? 'Cause there is no room on the desk for me to supervise her!

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  3. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalDecember 17, 2013 at 2:18 AM

    I would like to rent all four , since my mom-person is working a lot and I´m getting worried that she won´t have time to buy enough CATmas pressies to me ?!

    XOXO

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  4. Cats Herd YouDecember 17, 2013 at 3:27 AM

    We like the idea of having elves to help buy us more pressies. Where can we sign up to rent the elves?

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  5. MollieDecember 17, 2013 at 6:34 AM

    Oh can we rent one, we are so far behind with everything MOL xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. Fuzzy TalesDecember 17, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    Our human wants to know if they can wield power tools....properly. LOL.

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  7. TamagoDecember 17, 2013 at 9:10 AM

    Rent-An-Elf! What a great holiday gift. Can I rent one, or two, please?

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  8. The Furries of WhisppyDecember 17, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    Hah! We are going to need to rent all 4 of those elves!

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  9. MariodacatDecember 17, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    WOW - who wouldn't love to have an elf. I'm going to rent more than one for M & D. Great idea pal.

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  10. meowmeowmansDecember 17, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    The humans here say they need to rent a whole team of elves... MOL!

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  11. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenDecember 17, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    Bwwwwahh! Even Jewish bloggers need those elves!! xoxo

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  12. A TonlDecember 17, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    We was just wunnering if Hannukah Harry could use a few elves. Mebbe if we had rented them for him we woulda gotten more COOL SCHTUFF! MOL!

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  13. da tabbies o trout towneDecember 17, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    guys...we wood like ta order 67 shoppin carts oh elves pleez...60 for gettin uz sum food, 24 for gettin uz sum treetz, 92 for gettin uz that fresh leaf nip, 5 for findin R toyz under de sofa...just coz and zee roh for de food serviss gurl !!!! hope R math iz rite, let uz noe how much we owe ewe...loved this seereez oh postz !!!

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  14. The Island CatsDecember 17, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    The mom says she could use all those elves!

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  15. LPDecember 17, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    That fourth elf looks a little suspicious...but we will rent all four.LP is lagging sadly behind (as always!) and needs a kick ...um..push in the behind! :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  16. Brian's Home BlogDecember 17, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    We just watched their big brother ELF on TV!

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  17. Kitties BlueDecember 17, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    Mom would like to rent a whole army of those. She says she is so far behind getting ready for the holidays. Are they expensive to rent? MOL, HO, HO, HO! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  18. Cara n CrewDecember 17, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    yoW! what a pawsome idea! we're all over this one! we could use the basket of elves to shop for us, help us blog, feed us on demand...the possibilities are endless! Thanks, Clooney!

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  19. ANGEL ABBYGRACEDecember 17, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    Oh my Mom could use those elves!

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  20. Sweet PurrfectionsDecember 17, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    We think we'd like an elf all our own to okay with.

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  21. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 4:11 AM

    If those elves can do all that we need all four of them...can they be rented by the year? We would like to get pressies and num nums all year long. Hugs and nose kisses

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  22. CATachresisDecember 18, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    Can I rent those elves please? My staff needs staff!! :) xox

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  23. Cathy KeishaDecember 18, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    I need those elves to write my Christmas cards and then wrap Pop’s prezzies and buy some more stuff for me.

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  24. Timmy TomcatDecember 22, 2013 at 2:38 PM

    What a great idea to help when things get crazy ofur the holidays. Getting the Noms is a stroke of Genius Cloony! That you can Bitey them is the Nip on the Elf!
    Merry Catmous to you and yours from
    Timmy and all of ours

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