TUNNEL TUESDAY: HOLIDAY GIFTIES - "Rent-An-Elf"
Well hello there Audience. Welcome to our last and final week of Holiday Gifties and this week is a special edition where we shall give you felines a great idea for the hard-to-shop for Human on your list. Oh theese one is a good one!
Now felines, you can rent one Elf or you can rent all four Elves to help out your Human depending on how busy they are and how much assistance they need for Christmas and the holidays. Theese Elves are available by the hour, day or week. Neytiri is checking out the Elves and has asked them to assist her in dusting Headquarters and to help her finish her Christmas baking. I, The Cloon, have asked the Elves to go out shopping for Num-Nums for me! Just think felines...theese Elves can assist your Human in buying Christmas pressies for you! They can go out to PetSmart and get treats, catnip, stinky goodness and other goodies to fill up your Christmas stockings!
We give the "Rent-An-Elf" an 8 out of 8 paw rating! This pressie is guaranteed to get the job done in time for Christmas! (And if you sprinkle the Elves with a bit of nip, they are also really good to put the bitey on!)
Join us next TUESDAY felines on Christmas Eve when ol' Clooney Claus sets out on his deliveries to all felines naughty and nice.