July 16, 2011
Hello there Audience. Welcome to our first ever Secretary Saturday! It's Secretary Neytiri here with an important announcement and some friendly Secretarial advice. First of all, it is very important for felines to have a comfy, office chair with good support for the furs. If you have one of theese ones in your environment, lay claim to it immediately...park yourself there as your new favorite place to be... and only move away from it temporarily for Num-Nums breaks. It is also a very convenient and comfortable spot for doing research on the interwebs like reading Wikipedias for example.
Now I have to warn you felines that "others" will also want to join you on the office chair once they are onto it...Use your discretion here whether you allow it or not. Remember first and foremost that you have important Secretarial duties to attend to and can't afford much distraction. Also, it depends on how big the surface area of the chair is, whether you can accommodate the "others". In my case, "Ducky" is able to fit between my paws so it isn't too bad...And also he is my "protege" and Secretary-in-training as well. (Did I mention that the little guy takes a lot of energy to "train"? Sometimes I have to schedule a little R&R into my routine...)
My important announcement today is that we are ready to transplant the funds from Clooney's Num-Num Fund to "Lil Em's Love Fund". Here I have issued a pink corporate cheque to Lil Em. "Ducky" wanted to be the one to present it. Clooney's Comment-A-Thon had 97 comments and he pledged 50 cents per comment, so the total was rounded up to $50.00. A big thanks to everyone who participated! We are hoping that Lil Em will soon find a wonderful forever home.
Brian's Home or Marg's Pets can be contacted for further information about the lovely Lil Em. Well everyone this is Secretary Neytiri signing off and wishing everyone a Happy Caturday!