February 28, 2011

ON THE RED BLANKIE: CLOON'S OSCAR REVIEW


Well hello there Audience.  Welcome to my Red Blankie Oscar Review.  I gots all comfy with my popcorn and parked myself in front of the TV to watch the 83rd Annual Academy Awards.  Theese is a  tradition at Headquarters as my Human likes to watch the awards and I likes to gets a tummy massage while I cuddles up next to her.  Without further ado, I will do my review and present a few awards...

VON ICE ENTERPRISES BEST DRESSED AWARD goes to Jennifer Hudson.  My friend Mr. L nominated theese lovely lady because her gown was beautiful and she looked amazing.  (Also, the color of her dress was "tangerine" and it reminds him of his best friend, the orange dog toy, "The Baby".)

"GIRLFRIEND'S" WARM FUZZIES AWARD goes to Sandra Bullock.  She was the best presenter and she is so cute, classy, funny and nice.  We likes our Sandy.

CLOON'S OSCAR PICK goes to Natalie Portman.  Theese is because she is a nice person and she starred as a "swan" and that is part of the bird family and I likes my birdies.

NEYTIRI'S OSCAR CRUSH goes to Mark Darcy...uh I mean Colin Firth.  She says he is funny, charming, handsome and she admits to secretly watching Bridget Jones's Diary over and over and over...

I hopes you enjoyed the Oscars tonight Audience.  I bid you a good evening.


13 comments:

  1. I think my mom go for Natalie Portman same as you Cloon : )

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  2. You need to work for E Entertainment my friend, that is great work!

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  3. I like your live reporting, mate! Classy! purrrr....meow!

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  4. Judging by the press reports, you will be a shoe-in as host for next year!

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  5. You would surely make a much better host, you've got talent and purrsonality!

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  6. We didn't watch the Oscars, but from what we've heard, we agree that you would be a better host for next year!

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  7. Cloon,

    We agree on Mr. Darcy (er, Colin); just smashing! BJD was terrific again and again. As was P&P!

    Glad you got to give your input.

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  8. Hi Cloon! We think this is the best Oscar wrap up we have seen! We didn't watch them (mom is just not that into them to be honest, and she controls the TV) but we do like the wrap ups!

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  9. We vote just like you, Cloon! Mommy is all swoony over Mr. Firth, too!

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  10. Great review, Mr. Clooney!
    I haven't seen Black Swan yet but I would love to. That movie looks very interesting.
    And Neytiri, my oscar crush goes to Mr. Mark...Colin Firth too :-) I have watched Bridget Jones's Diary many times as well. I also liked him in Love Actually. It was fun movie.
    But I secretly wanted Mr. James Franco to win. Maybe next time...

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  11. Thanks for the Review, Mr Clooney. We are out of touch here cause we don't have a tv. We like Neytiri's Oscar Crush (we watch the A&E production of Pride and Prejudice over and over... :))

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie

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  12. That was a pretty good review of those Oscar thingeys, Clooney! We liked how some of the ladies were wearing dresses with feathers on them. We like the feathers!!

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  13. Very insightful review! Teri said something about Melons when it came to Ms Hudson's getup, and we were too scared to watch the swan movie but Mr Firth was very sweet and we think he must be a cat lover!

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