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PIERRE DU PORT ARRIVES IN THE LAND DOWN UNDER AND IS GREETED BY "AUSSIES" FLOWER AND CODY

Cloon: Joining me via skype is Pierre du Port. Bonjour Pierre!

Pierre: How are you going?

Cloon: You mean how's it going or how am I doing?

Pierre: No worries. It's "Aussie" lingo.

Cloon: How was that epic flight?

Pierre: Bloody long way Mate! And lots of turbulence in cargo.

Cloon: My Human put you in cargo?

Pierre: No worries Mate, I had a bit of jet lag though...

Cloon: Have you found poutine there yet?

Pierre: No, no poutine to be found. I'm eating fairy bread instead.

Cloon: What's fairy bread?

Pierre: It's white bread with butter and colored sprinkles on it. It's quite popular here.

Cloon: Sounds like something I need to get started in Canada...Bring back the recipe, will ya?

Pierre: Sure Mate.

Cloon: How's it going with the Aussie canines Flower (first photo) and Cody (second photo)? Did they try to give you a chew? You are a dog toy after all...

Pierre: They've been very polite. We all went on a horse carriage wine-tasting trip in the Hunter Valley. It was excellent, most excellent.

Cloon: Did you get any Aussie animals to sign contracts for the Australia Zoo in Canada yet?

Pierre: Not yet, but we soon are going to see some kangaroos in the wild. So it's looking hopeful.

Cloon: Excellent, excellent. Well keep us posted will ya?

Pierre: Will do Cloon, will do.

Cloon: Over and out...