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CLOON AND PRIVATE EYE VON ICE ARE CALLED TO MONTREAL ON RESCUE MISSION...

"The Baby" received an urgent phone call from his relatives in Montreal, Quebec requesting the services of Private Eye Von Ice as their family member "Pierre Du Port" had gone missing one afternoon in the dog park. What follows is a report on the situation from Cloon:

"Testing 1, 2, 3...ahem ...Testing... (major feedback...) Well hello, hello, hello everyone! I'm reporting live from the Montreal Canal where Private Eye Von Ice and I have been circling in a special rescue helicopter. Private Eye Von Ice spotted the yellow dog toy ( a good cuz) who is affectionately referred to as "Pierre Du Port" in a corner of the canal. (See first photo above.) What can I say, theese ones have good eyes. They'z used to spotting squirrels and rabbits from miles away. And Private Eye has lots of experience spotting "The Baby" when he is buried under snow etc. etc. So, Private Eye spots "Pierre" from miles above, then I flies the helicopter closer in. Private Eye then jumps from the helicopter into the canal and swims over to "Pierre", puts the little guy in his mouth and swims over to a rescue dinghy (AKA paddle boat), gives him some shakes to gets the water out (the canine equivalent of CPR), puts "Pierre" on the stern of the boat and VOILA..."Pierre" is officially rescued. A large crowd gathers on the shore of the canal cheering us on. Of course, they'z wanting some autographs from Yours Truly. (A good opportunity to sell some Clooneymobiles, Quebec is an uncharted territory...) But that's another subject...So back to the matter at hand..."Pierre's" family is ecstatic and his Canine friend is jumping for joy at the return of "Pierre". Entertainment for Canines in Canada is on hand to do a live feed of theese event and award Private Eye Von Ice with the 'Key To The City'. Now I'z a bit jealous because Montreal is very exciting and vibrant and a great place to gets a key to...But I must warn him that theese 'keys' are complex...and it's a challenge to figure out what they belong to...I knows this from experience"...

WELL THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS...STAY TUNED FOR THE INTERVIEW WITH...

"PIERRE DU PORT"