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O' CLOON WHERE ART THOU?

Blog Followers Miss Stormy, T.I.M., "The Baby" and the "Love Babies" get antsy as Cloon is MIA...

Fans of the Blog await new material and have flooded the Headquarters of Clooney Credit Canada with emails, letters, silent meows etc. etc...wondering when Cloon will publish a new post... Inquiring felines want to know the nature of Cloon's writer's block and when he will surface again with his antics, stories, interviews, tutorials and seminars.

"GIRLFRIEND"(SECRETARY OF CLOONEY CREDIT CANADA) HAS PREPARED A SHORT PRESS RELEASE TO ADDRESS THIS SITUATION:

"OH DEAR!...I DO APOLOGIZE FOR CLOON'S ABSENCE FROM THE BLOG...HEADQUARTERS HAS BEEN IN THE PROCESS OF RELOCATION THIS PAST TWO WEEKS AND CLOON HAS BEEN INDISPOSED. HE HAS BEEN SCOPING OUT THE NEW BIRD TERRITORY AND IS PLEASED TO PASS ALONG THE INFORMATION TO HIS PUBLIC THAT THERE ARE MANY "CHICKADEES" AND A RABBIT THAT WANDER CLOSE TO HIS VIEWING PLATFORMS. HE HAS BEEN WORKING TO GET THE ASSEMBLY LINE FOR THE CLOONEYMOBILE UP AND RUNNING ONCE AGAIN IN THE NEW HEADQUARTERS. OUR PHONELINES HAVE BEEN BACKED UP AS I HAVE BEEN HIDING "UNDER BLANKIE" BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE RESIDENTIAL MOVES VERY WELL. SLOWLY, I AM VENTURING OUT TO EXPLORE AND RESPOND TO A FEW CALLS AND EMAILS AT A TIME. YOUR PATIENCE IS MOST APPRECIATED DURING THIS TIME OF TRANSITION.

CLOON WILL MAKE HIS REAPPEARANCE ON THE BLOG AS SOON AS THERE IS A GOOD PHOTO OP, IN THE MEANTIME HE SAYS WITH REGARDS TO HIS NEW DIGGS AND HEADQUARTERS THAT "THEESE IS A GOOD ONE!"