Clooney's Num-Num Fund

CEO OF CLOONEY

CREDIT CANADA

PART 3 of 3-PART SERIES

ON THE ALTER EGOS OF

GEORGE CLOONEY

THE CAT...

Cloon's Human: Happy Birthday Cloon!!!

Cloon: When do I get the Num-Nums?

Cloon's Human: Uh, we have to do this interview first.

Cloon: Right. This is the first interview you've conducted on the blog.

Cloon's Human: Affirmative. Well, it's a very special occasion - your 3rd Birthday, so I decided to come out from behind the scenes. You look very handsome in your new dress shirt.

Cloon: When can I get out of this thing???

Cloon's Human: Very soon. Thanks for being such a great sport. Audience, just so you all know, Cloon never hisses, bites, whines etc. when I dress him up. He's such a good, patient, easy-going feline. (Occasionally, he runs off into his cat tunnel wearing the outfit.) So Cloon, here's the big question...Which alter ego is your favorite?

Cloon: CEO of course. It's a very natural role for me. I'z a businessman at heart.

Cloon's Human: What's the biggest challenge of being CEO of Clooney Credit Canada?

Cloon: Supervising all the Assembly Line Elves...Theese ones can go on strike at any moment...

Cloon's Human: Wow, sounds like lots of pressure. Believe me, I know what it's like to be in Management...How do you deal with the stress?

Cloon: You gives me some good organic catnip, remember?

Cloon's Human: Right. So what is the line-up of events at Headquarters today to celebrate your Birthday?

Cloon: We're shutting down production of the assembly line any minute now and having a party for the rest of the day. Mr. L and "The Baby" and the "Love Babies" are doing a special

A cappella performance for all the staff at Headquarters. It turns out that the "Love Babies" are very talented and have good singing voices and good moves...

Cloon's Human: Well how about that! That will come in handy. Did "Girlfriend" AKA Ms. Tortorovsky wish you a Happy Birthday?

Cloon: I gots groomed earlier today by her.

Cloon's Human: Can I give you a big smooch, you little stuffed animal?...

Cloon: How about a tummy rubs?

Cloon's Human: Deal.

BEFORE ENJOYING HIS BIRTHDAY FESTIVITIES, CLOON GETS INTO POSITION FOR A TUMMY RUB (HE LOVES THEESE ONES) AND THEN HEADS TO THE KITCHEN FOR NUM-NUMS AS PROMISED...

A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL OUR BLOG FOLLOWERS...

HAVE A DRINK ON CLOON TODAY... (BUT DON'T LET HIM KNOW I TOLD YOU SO...HE'S RATHER PROTECTIVE OF HIS NUM-NUM FUND)