Clooney's Num-Num Fund

BOMB...

JAMES BOMB....

PART 2 of 3-PART SERIES ON THE ALTER EGOS OF GEORGE CLOONEY THE CAT

(BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: CLOON IN ARGYLE... AS AGENT CCC 007)

"Girlfriend": Don't you look dashing Cloon.

Cloon: Well, I am James Bomb, so it does go with the territory...

"Girlfriend": So can you tell the Audience what CCC 007 stands for?

Cloon: Clooney Credit Canada 007.

"Girlfriend": Do you have alot of female feline groupies as a 007 Agent?

Cloon: Uh, yes I do...yes I do indeed. Theese ones are called Bomb Girls.

"Girlfriend": Do you like your martinis shaken or stirred?

Cloon: Stirred of course...with my very own paw...

"Girlfriend": Those are pretty cool sunglasses that you got there.

Cloon: Yes. Theese ones have special powers. I communicate directly to Headquarters through them and I can see num-nums from miles away...

"Girlfriend": Wow, that's excellent! Isn't it dangerous being a 007 Agent?

Cloon: Yes it can be, especially because I do all my own stunts.

"Girlfriend": Well you've had some good training for the role as you jump real high and take corners at a fast speed.

Cloon: Indeed.

"Girlfriend": Well thanks for your time Cloon. You must be very busy as a 007 Agent.

Cloon: Correct. My submarine is waiting. I'm off to carouse with my Bomb Girls... and blow some things up.

"Girlfriend": AUDIENCE TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR CLOON'S 3rd BIRTHDAY!