PROFESSOR DR. CLOON
SCANNING FOR SCAMS...
(Note: Dress Code is Argyle)
Hello my fine little pupils. I decided to give y'all a little sneak peek into my seminar I will be presenting this weekend. It involves the interwebs and is entitled "Scanning for Scams". The cost for the seminar is $99 which, if you are feline, includes a luncheon with num-nums and catnip brownies. If you are a Human, "Girlfriend" will be making you tuna salad on a toasted onion bun (done in the easy-bake oven of course). We will begin at 10 AM sharp on Saturday and finish up around 4 PM. The seminar will take place at Headquarters and I will be sitting in front of the PC screen with my signature stare demonstrating how to effectively scan the interwebs for scams. "Girlfriend" will be operating the PowerPoint presentation which will review key points. Each participant will have the opportunity to take the "hot seat" in front of the PC and I will be observing them for proper technique and coaching them along. At the end, there will be a question period for participants. You will leave with a certificate of completion and be able to list this seminar on your curriculum vitae. Please be aware that this is an upscale event and a dress code is in effect. Those not wearing "Argyle" will be turned away (see above photo for dress code attire).
OUR PHONE LINES ARE NOW OPEN TO RESERVE A SPACE IN THIS SEMINAR. BOOK NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT. THEESE ONE SELLS OUT FAST.