April 29, 2009


CLOON AND
"GIRLFRIEND" TAKE BREAK FROM BUSY PHONE LINES. PHONES ARE RINGING OFF THE HOOK FOR THE NEW
"SERVICES"...

We've had an overwhelming response for "Pimped" Suitcases. "Girlfriend" is very busy with "The Bedazzler" and I have been installing "mags" around the clock. We are already booked up till June.

Felines with hairy paws are starting to come out of the closet and inquiries have begun to trickle in. Again felines, now is the time to take action to prepare for summer social activities and take advantage of our most excellent specials. If phone lines are busy, do not dismay. Just hit redial until you get through. "Girlfriend" has her headset on and is standing by to take your calls...

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