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ON THE RED BLANKIE: CLOON'S OSCAR REVIEW

G'day Mate! It's the Sexiest Cat Alive from Down Under... Seriously, wasn't my main man Hugh Jackman simply fabulous as the host of the Oscars last night? I was involved in the choreography of his dance routines (he left out the moonwalk somehow?).

I hosted a private Oscar party last evening at Headquarters. After some Zen and some shuteye, I was slaving away in the kitchen with my little easy-bake oven, preparing the appies for the festivities. If you donate to the num-num fund, I'll post a pic of my easy-bake oven. After the snacks, my Secretary and I performed a tandem review of the Oscars. Here's the skinny:

VON ICE ENTERPRISES WORST DRESSED AWARD goes to...

-Goldie Hawn (although Mr. L did get some good Mockumentary footage)

GIRLFRIEND'S WARM FUZZIES AWARD goes to...

-Kate Winslet (we like our Kate, she's very cute, just like Girlfriend)

CLOON'S "YOU'RE BUSTING MY CHOPS" AWARD goes to...

-Slumdog Millionaire

(Cloon is in pre-production with "Slumcat Billionaire" which will storm the Oscars next year and even the playing field.)

Well folks, in closing, didn't our "Edward" look just scrumptious in a tux?

Join me tomorrow for MARDI GRAS MADNESS. I gotta run to perform a statistical analysis on "The Bachelor: The Women Tell All"...