A PURRFECT 10

Psst...hey folks...

It's me Cloon...over here in the dark. 

Can you see me?

Wassup?  

It's the wee hours of the morn...and I wanted to let you in on a little secret...

 It's my 10th Birthday!  

And guess what?

It's the official opening day of Clooneyland!  Just in time for my Birthday Celebration...

 

 

 My Human organized a special exhibit for opening day to celebrate my 10 years of fabulousness...

Now, I'm going to turn on the telly in anticipation of my special announcement for opening day...

 What the--?!...

Wait a minute here...theese was not part of my plan! I wonder what kind of demands I'm going to get from the marmots in order for them to get back to work and open Clooneyland?  At least they had the decency to wish me a Happy Birthday...

Hmm, now plans have changed and I'm going to have to improvise on the fly...

The sun's up now and I'm waiting at the door...

ready to greet each guest with a Niptini...

Looks like it will be party games at Headquarters instead and lots and lots of Niptinis...

Hey look up, felines...there's a special message...

It's from my Human...and she says...

I'm a Purrfect 10!

Gotcha Day...SURPRISE!

It's a very special day at Headquarters today..I was starting out with a snooze and then I heard something in the distance...

I crept past Neytiri who was chillaxin' and tried not to disturb her...

There was Baby Marmot whistlin' to me out back of Headquarters...

I went out on the patio to supervise what was about to take place...

Baby Marmot had come to eat pick flowers and assemble a special bouquet...

I observed him get busy with the flower arrangement...

Then I saw another familiar sight...Clooney Claus's Deer were on the scene with a special delivery...

They delivered a  Hello Kitty cake for the special occasion...

SURPRISE!!!

We all organized a SURPRISE party for Neytiri and Ducky complete with flowers and cake...

Happy 6th Gotcha Day to our sweet Neytiri and her compadre Ducky! 

CLOONEYLAND OPENING SOON

Well hello there felines...Happy April to everyone!  We have been MIA here at Clooney Credit Canada and all for good reason...I have been busy wearing my CEO hat and doing some shady savvy business deals behind the scenes...  Are you ready for the exciting news?

We have acquired Marmotville in a most exciting business venture!

Some residents at Marmotville are still in disbelief at the news...

And others are mighty curious about what is about to unfold...

I met with the Grand Poohbah himself at Marmotville and struck a deal to acquire Marmotville for 

$1 Million Buckaroos...yeah that's right, you heard me...

Here's the Grand Poobah doing the Happy Dance after our deal!

I will be keeping all the resident marmots on as employees at "Clooneyland"...

News of my exciting new theme park is spreading through the land...

I have been busy putting up signs everywhere...

Uh, it's a good thing the Grand Poobah didn't have his reading glasses handy when he was completing the business deal...

A Red Carpet Celebration

Welcome to our 7th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Review and a very special Red Carpet Celebration. 

Before our Guest of Honor arrives OTRC, I am introducing two of the nominees for Best Motion Picture...

1) The Martian

This motion picture chronicles a Martian who visits planet Earth in search of Num-Nums...

2) Mad Cloon: Fury in the Morn

This motion picture features a tyrannical feline obsessed with early morning Num-Nums and early morning crazy tactics and antics to awaken his Human...

I have just received confirmation that our Guest of Honor has now arrived...

It is our very own Neytiri who is celebrating her 6th Birthday today!

 

We are surprising her with a special B-Day card from our furriends Timmy Tomcat and Family, thanks so much for the card, Neytiri is tickled pink!

And now for some Oscar highlights... 

Neytiri's Best Dressed Award goes to Charlize Theron for her stunning red Christian Dior gown...

Cloon's Best Oscar Moment goes to Lady Gaga's powerful and moving performance of  her song "Til It Happens to You"...

The last 2 Nominees for Best Motion Picture are:

3) Room

This motion picture features a mysterious feline who has sequestered her Human's bedroom and turned it into a secret research laboratory...

4) Spotlight

This motion picture features the one and only sweet, beauty Neytiri, the girl and Ladycat of the hour, the light of our lives...

And the Oscar goes to...

Spotlight

The spotlight is on her today...

Thank you for joining us for our special Red Carpet Celebration...



BLOGOVERSARY VALENTINE'S EXTRAVAGANZA

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!  We are holding our Annual Valentine's Extravaganza and celebrating our 7th Blogoversary!  You must notice that Neytiri is chillaxin' after all her PAR-TAY preparations...

She spent the day decorating the tunnel...

Yep, I think she did a mighty fine job...

This year instead of a Catnipalooza we are featuring 
"Nip-To-Go"...

Each feline guest will leave with their own PAR-TAY favor of a heart box of Catnip...

Neytiri is the Quality Control Tester of the catnip...seems like she approves...

I am giving away "ten minutes of cuddling" to my Valentines this year...

Step right up to receive "Clooney Cuddles"...

Neytiri is looking for a Valentine and she has a special surprise for anykitty or anypurrson who wants to be her Valentine...

See that special Valentine Coupon?  She put her Martha Stewart Baking Lessons to good use and has "a batch of heart shaped homemade cookies" for her special Valentine...any takers?

To celebrate Valentine's day, our Human gave Neytiri and me a special Valentine Coupon...

THE TEN BEST THINGS MY HUMAN LOVES ABOUT US:

1.  Clooney is an expert cuddler.

2.  Neytiri purrs non-stop.

3.  Clooney is very entertaining.

4.  Neytiri's ragdoll shuffle ~ I get a kick out of the sound of her swishy paws and walk.

5.  Clooney lets me snorgle his tummy.

6.  Neytiri follows me around like a duckling.

7.  Clooney brings me his special toys as a gift and offering.

8.  Neytiri makes the cutest little ewok noises.

9.  Clooney loves love.

10.  Neytiri is so very, very sweet.

I have taken a selfie for my special Ladycat furriends Fiona and Giulietta and I have reserved the first ten minute cuddling session for them.  I am hoping that the cuddles will help cheer Fiona up and that the extra luvvins will be good for her health...

 We are joining the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop with our furriends at The Cat On My Head...

Wishing you lots of Valentine's Love!