December 18, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 3

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the very late hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is some apparel.  Now theese isn't just any old apparel....Theese one is a good one!  It is red with white trim and a black buckle belt...Any guesses, felines? 


It's the official outfit for Clooney Claus!  Now, I do know that alot of felines out there do not like dressing up in apparel...they tend to put the bitey on their Humans and run off and hide in hard-to-reach locations and look all grumpy when they are photographed etc. etc.  But if Clooney Claus is to visit all the naughty and nice felines on Christmas Eve with his new team of deer and his goodies and pressies, he  does have to look the part...so I'll let it slide theese time...At least theese outfit is an improvement over last year's model and I will actually look classy.  And I needs to be a classy Clooney Claus just in case the Pawpurrazzi catch wind of me and publish the photos in the National Feline Enquirer! 

Ok felines.  Are you preparing your list?
 
Ducky's making a list.
Neytiri's checking it twice.
Gonna find out who needs...
Catnip Mice.
Clooney Claus is coming to your town...
in 6 days...
 
*Jazz Paws*


December 11, 2012

WORDY WEDNESDAY - DEER TV


Hello Audience, I have some very interesting news for you...I awoke to Deer TV in the early hours of the morn! 

Neytiri and I watched the deers for 3 whole hours!  They ate grass and did some relaxing, also taking in the view. 

All of a sudden, I got a brilliant idea!  I decided to ask the deers to help me out on Christmas Eve...I figured theese one had really good ears so I decided to make him the leader of the group.  I called to them out the window and asked them if they would sign a contract to pull the sleigh of Clooney Claus in exchange for Num-Nums, Neytiri's home baking and the odd haytini...  

Eagerly, they rose to their feets and started to head up to Headquarters to sign a contract to provide sleigh service for Christmas Eve.  After a sampling of the promised goods and a few high fives, the deal was done...Stay tuned Audience!  And remember to get your list ready for Clooney Claus...I will be visiting both naughty and nice kitties to deliver the goods...   

December 10, 2012

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION ~Week 2~

Well hello there felines!  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me is Christmas stockings!  Can you believe it felines? 


I was very excited about theese one!  Neytiri claimed the "Meow" stocking because it came with a little mousie.  Now that is alright by me because the red stocking is bigger and can fit more Num-Nums and pressies in it, so I'm glad it ended up being mine!  Whoa felines...I wonder what will end up appearing in my stocking on Christmas morn?  Audience, please leave some ideas below about the type of goodies Neytiri and I should be getting in our Christmas stockings...theese will give the Elves a bit of help. 

**Note to public** Uh, coal is not an acceptable suggestion, remember that Clooney Claus will be visiting your house and I may take theese one purr-sonally...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 3rd installment of Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition

December 4, 2012

Wordless Wednesday

TUNNEL TUESDAY - ADVENT EDITION


ADVENT TUNNEL TUESDAY: TAKE A LOOK AT THEESE ONE!

Well hello there felines.  So I goes to my tunnel in the wee hours of the morn...and what do I find?  There waiting for me were Miniature Snowmen!  Can you believe it felines?  
  

They arrived just in time to kick off the month of December and the holiday season and assist us in the countdown to Christmas.  Neytiri put the bitey on some of them to test them out...I, on the other paw, was more well-behaved (sort of anyway)...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for the 2nd installment in Tunnel Tuesday - Advent Edition and see what my magic tunnel has created!